Michelle

Because when you stop and look around this life is pretty a m a z i n g!

[Drew Lynch @TheDrewLynch]

It's National Girlfriend Day, so today make her feel more special than your wife.

[Drew Lynch @TheDrewLynch]

I love when my GPS tells me to "keep straight" as if I need guidance on my sexual orientation.

[Drew Lynch @TheDrewLynch]

Birthday cards are fun if you like reading silently to yourself while an entire room of people stare at you.

[Drew Lynch @TheDrewLynch]

"Flat" means an even surface and "Abs" are bumps on your stomach so "flat abs" aren't even possible, I say to myself in the gym mirror.

[Drew Lynch @TheDrewLynch]

I hate that Twix forces you to either share or be a fatty.

[namandix_x @NamandiL]

Common thing between boobs and video games.. Both are made for kids but adults play with them.

[namandix_x @NamandiL]

Daardie "verlief" gevoel wat jy in jou maag kry.. Ja, dis jou brein wat na jou gat toe sak.

[namandix_x @NamandiL]

I'm no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one.

[Ciska de Wet @doyouevenlisp_]

As dit lekker is, doen dit. As dit mooi is, soen dit.

[woordenaar @Woordenaar_C]

South-Africa:
The place where you can rape,kill and murder. But please oaks,don't smoke in public.

[acosmist @cIavicIe]

"There’s no weakness in forgiveness."

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

“Please don’t be temporary"

[Altyd Antjie @AnjeBoschh]

'Solank jy my onthou gee ek nie om wie my vergeet nie.'

[pretensie prinses. @Dis_die_prinses]

Impulsief en verlief. 'n Slegte kombinasie.

[Amy @AmydeWet88]

Ambisie is onsettend aantreklik.

[Niel Cloete @nielbob]

Mag jou monsters net so lekker soos jy slaap vanaand !

[Michelle @ChelliedeWet]

Dis n moerse klugspul.

[Anja Human @AnjaWintour]

The terrifying thing about depression is that it doesn't care if you are 14 or 40. Age is irrelevant to it.