Chelsea Heard

"For such an intelligent person, you do say some dim things!" - @Jadeypops24 2018 | Bassist with @UK_Homecoming |

[Chelsea Heard @ChelsH987]

We've fundraised £868.22 for @mndassoc in under 72 hours!

Going for my first training run tonight, thank you to everybody who has donated so far.

https://t.co/iLzPpyGPNS

#ChelseaRunsForMNDA

#running #raiseawareness #fundraising #HalfMarathon #MNDA

[Chelsea Heard @ChelsH987]

Just had a "meat free" @tobycarvery delivered by @ubereats_uk... With gammon in it.

As a bonus, the meat carvery my boyfriend ordered had the most dried out, foul-smelling meat I've ever seen with a green tinge.

No dinner for either of us apparently...

[Chelsea Heard @ChelsH987]

@tobycarvery supposedly meat free carvery ordered through @ubereats_uk.... Gammon in the box, gravy isn't labelled and boyfriend's meat is dried out and the pork smells off...

Looks like no dinner for either of us then.

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Medical tip. If someone tells you they're not going to have the vaccine, take a scroll through the rest of their timeline, just to make sure they're usually right about things.

[Chelsea Heard @ChelsH987]

@RawBeautyKristi We don't have these, I've never tried one! I guess we have dumplings which fit a similar niche but are fundamentally different

[Chelsea Heard @ChelsH987]

@Morrisons how am I meant to eat 450g of cheese in 72 hours?

Only bought this yesterday!

[Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming]

Vote Conservative. Why Postpone Death?

[Chelsea Heard @ChelsH987]

@michaelpdrock1 @NandosUK I really, really hope this isn't true. A small risk of cross contamination is one thing, cooking vegan products on the same grill as chicken is another...

[Chelsea Heard @ChelsH987]

@AudiOfficial @AudiUK @AudiUKCare any ideas? Or is it literally that nobody knows? 😂

[Chelsea Heard @ChelsH987]

@AudiOfficial why on earth does my 2.0 tfsi have a timing chain AND a belt? Literally cannot find out why! Care to shed some light? 😂 🚙🚙

[Chelsea Heard @ChelsH987]

@Mike_Fabricant @KateWilton1 @BBCr4today What about other qualifications like BTECS which are graded by the teacher? Most universities accept those and always have...

[Chelsea Heard @ChelsH987]

@gordoncraig11 @Mike_Fabricant Failed the young working class specifically.

Just like putting the tuition fees up a few years ago. Absolutely heartbreaking.

[Chelsea Heard @ChelsH987]

@pipedownmrbrown Want me to go get them for you? I have no shame and you had some cool stuff!

[Chelsea Heard @ChelsH987]

@MattGrayYES I just dreamed that there was a massive spider on my bed and now I'm stood in doorway with all the lights on debating sleeping in the car.

Is that not a poll option?

[Chelsea Heard @ChelsH987]

@Mike_Fabricant The thing is you'll still be my MP... Twitter isn't the real world unfortunately

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

Big up the dads. You’ve no idea how beloved you are.
Love to all those who are without theirs today.
I miss mine like hell
X

[Jayne Halhead @Jaynes__World]

For me, every day is #MND Awareness Day, but today is the official one.

Poignantly, it is also #FathersDay

No words can adequately describe the true horror of this callous killer without a cure.

#MND 💔 #MoreNeedsDoing!

Miss you Dad 😢

#GlobalMNDAwarenessDay #MyNobleDad ❤️

[Char @charjoel]

Having a Mercedes on finance isn’t a personality trait

[Chelsea Heard @ChelsH987]

@pipedownmrbrown A lady over the road from me who homeschools her SEN kids told me kids at school barely get any work done between dealing with other kids/handing out equipment etc etc. So expecting them to suddenly concentrate for 8 hours at home is bullshit - even in the best circumstances!

[Chelsea Heard @ChelsH987]

@Mike_Fabricant Nobody has banned anything!?