Chelsea Gonzalez

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

Just curious.. Is “my body, my choice” back on table?

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

Hey car seat companies.. it shouldn’t take longer to disassemble a car seat than birthing a child. 😅

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

Touched out by 9 am, congratulations Rygen you have a new record!

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

Ever wonder why “woman are crazy?”

4 days ago I put on a pair of jeans that were TIGHT—fast forward to today—perfect fit.

IYKYK.

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

Me right now so I don’t miss my front porch buddy @kamree_jo

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

Every parent strives for an independent child but nobody prepares you for the moments of independence.

Today I asked Rygen if it was nap time, and he replied “mhmm.” Walked to his room, grabbed his blanket, and stood next to the rocker.. 😭

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

Cleaning house with a toddler is the definition of insanity.

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

I’m tappin’ out, somebody come get my kid.

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

Anybody else feel like the more “love thy neighbor” is pushed there’s more hate in the world?

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

I just referred to my child as “the demon” so there’s that.

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

*removes “when”*

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

If you need me to today, don’t.

Sincerely,
A mom when with a cranky gremlin.

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

I have a ONE year old. 🤯

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

I bet my grocery bill would cut in half if I knew how to cook for two people instead of an army.

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

Yo, @GovLauraKelly.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I just announced Texas is OPEN 100%.

EVERYTHING.

I also ended the statewide mask mandate.

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

@kamree_jo But pack me in your suitcase.

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

Idk who this grown ass toddler is that thinks he can turn one in 3 weeks and start walking.

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

Mom guilt is on such an unexplainable level of feelings.

[Chelsea Gonzalez @ChelsRGonzalez]

Y’all ever check Venmo just to randomly see if you’re rich?

[Taylon Mendenhall @taylonpaige]

Like Trump or not, I hope everyone realizes that if the media has the power to completely censor the President of the United States, then all the information that we are fed through social platforms is exactly what they want us to believe.