Chelsea Lynn

we're all given the same 24 hours. ✌️

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

Just saw a quote that said “don’t want our rhythm, but not our blues” and I felt that. I hope I’ve never done that. Black women, I love you. Black men, I love you. Black children, I love you. I stand with you.

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

The way that breastfeeding makes some men sooo uncomfortable makes me giggle.

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

4th of July - three weeks postpartum - with a babydaddy who had surgery last week, an 11yo with a stomach virus, and a newborn who’s cluster feeding…. #sendhelp #sotired

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

When did y’all start censoring the word ass by spelling it backwards 😂

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

I always say the phrase ‘naked as a jaybird’ and my kids think it works for anything. Kam just said ‘I’m tired as a jaybird’! And the other day Kade said something was ugly as a jaybird. 😂

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

I Lowkey like when scandal happens like what’s going on with Target bc people on my FB just point themselves out as who I need to delete. It’s like a self cleaning feature!

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

Queen Charlotte was sooo good 😭

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

Or when you say do you have a nickname or something because I can’t pronounce that… bruhhhh

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

You know what’s really fucking rude? When someone tells you their name and you say yea I can’t pronounce that so I’m just gonna call you ____. Excuse me what 🫠

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

@_ImNOAngel2 One last little munchkin coming June 19! It’s a girl this time. 😭

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

Work today <<<<
Home today <<<<
All I want is a drink rn.

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

Just awake af at almost 2am. 🙄

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

Thirsty comments on TikTok are my favorite. Y’all are absolutely feral and I love it 😂

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

Late pregnancy sleep sucks.

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

A soap opera even.

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

My life could be a sitcom I stg.

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

Having a big car is all fun and games til that gas tank on E. 🤢

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

I hateeeee a social media thirst trap from a man. It’s giving very much pick me. But damn it they do get me from time to time. 😂

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

If I see one more person lip sync “you ain’t got no will, you ain’t got no bottom” I’m gonna scream. doesn’t even make sense. WHIP. BOTTLE. 🫣

[Chelsea Lynn @Chels_tooMuch]

@kwrightontime Then I get pics like this in camera roll 😂