Just Call Me Dave

Sex, Drugs and Cesar Azpilicueta

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

Ashley Cole joined Chelsea to win the Champions League
Petr Cech has joined Arsenal so he can take his kids to school

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

Matic has been outstanding too, going under the radar this year

[Spencer @SpencerOwen]

TO BE IN WITH A CHANCE OF WINNING THIS CONTROLLER, RT THIS TWEET!

24 HOUR #MOVEMBER CHARITY STREAM https://t.co/yjTgD9lLpQ

[Michy Batshuayi @mbatshuayi]

'@TheUnknownHusky hey bro thx for asking, according to Google it will be on april.. and I'll still be keeping the blue flag flying high 😉😉

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

Kante > Pogba
There I said it

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

Souness always has a dig at Luiz, never talks about Cahill and his inept defending

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

Oxlade Chamberlain over Walcott 🤔

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

Fuck off Arsenal... Scum

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

@chrismd10 well, apart from the one word... 'Handball'

[Michy Batshuayi @mbatshuayi]

@ChelseaFC this (handsome) guy 😛😅 .. thank you again

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Here's Chelsea TV's @HazardEden10 interviewing @WillianBorges88 following today's win at Hull...

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

Always very worried when we play a team with a lot of fight and bottle, something we lack massively

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

Didi speaks the truth https://t.co/wpwgZipwCG

[Didier Drogba @didierdrogba]

Congrats on your win bro @theowalcott but it is easy for the mouses to dance when the cats aren't there 😌😌😉😜 https://t.co/Zv4AdbK30G

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

It's clear Conte didn't get his targets and that's the boards responsibility
But why? Is it just laziness? The whole thing is mind blowing

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

@TheFootballRep

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

Imagine actually being good again... 🤔

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

Thank god that's over

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

I miss Ramires

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

We were better than this last season ffs

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

Gary Cahill costs us goal after goal
Yet pundits continue to bash David Luiz for not being able to defend

[Just Call Me Dave @Chelsea4Lif3]

Well this is fun