someone: hi!
me: so I am deeply into this docuseries about a deeply unwell Indiana family that adopted a ukrainian orphan who was allegedly 6 but actually maybe 15 but also maybe 32 and whose adoptive mother believed she was a foreign agent. the orphan hid knives under her bed
“Hey, Tone, you sure these waters are safe? There could be orcas out here for all we know. I ain’t afraid or nuthin, but have ya been watching the news lately? Them whales are mobbed up and we’re on there turf, we gotta be careful!”