Chelsea

“She’s like a a picture from an airplane window, it’s away sunny up above the clouds” ✈️ ☀️

[Chelsea @ChelseaBours]

Someone tell me how my dumb ass sister tried to apply to Old Navy online and accidentally applied to join the U.S. Navy and now she has recruiters contacting her😂

[Chelsea @ChelseaBours]

I’ve been to Home Depot 3 times in the past month and not even to look at the plants. Being an adult sucks.

[Chelsea @ChelseaBours]

Some days I brag about how smart Cash is and then there’s days like today that I have to pry open his mouth because he tried to eat Wasps 🤣

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed the oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.

[Chelsea @ChelseaBours]

Thank god I’m allergic to cats. It’s way more socially acceptable to be a crazy dog lady.

[☭ @sleepisocialist]

remember when a pharmacist blew the whistle about filling alzheimer’s prescriptions for congress members SIX years ago

[Chelsea @ChelseaBours]

My dogs are now fully trained moth hunters. I will bring them over to your house for $20 an hour for moth control

[Chelsea @ChelseaBours]

Training my dogs to hunt moths for sport

[Chelsea @ChelseaBours]

I’m just here for the Rihanna concert

[msqueenv @msqueen_vee]

A co-worker died 2 days ago. HR is busy cleaning out her office & a talk of posting for her position.Meanwhile,a family is grieving the loss of a beloved wife and mom.This is a reminder that you are replaceable to your work, but you're invaluable at home.Don't make work your life

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Denny Kellington a REAL LIFE HERO. He performed CPR on Damar Hamlin on the field and was crucial in saving his life.

[noah @ylnoahhh]

if i didn't text you happy new year we still cool i'm just lazy

[Chelsea @ChelseaBours]

When we got our puppy it was recommended we get a “snuggle puppy” to soothe him when he sleeps bc it simulates sleeping with his siblings. Since day 1 he has aggressively beat this thing up. Not a single snuggle.

[Chelsea @ChelseaBours]

I do not have the maturity to get one of those talking birds because I would work day and night to teach it to say offensive things.

[Chelsea @ChelseaBours]

If I ever come across a bobcat in the wild, I’m gonna give it a cuddle or die trying.

[Chelsea @ChelseaBours]

Today I learned crows like jalapeño veggie chips

[crybaby @PacosEric]

i be making rugs follow me on ig rugginawesome

[🇵🇸 @midosommar]

not all short men r short kings. many of u r goblins.

[Chelsea @ChelseaBours]

Found out today I can say the word “grandma” without my dog throat punching me in excitement…

[NESS @highoffness]

i hate going bowling with people who are good at bowling like bro relax