Chelsea Cissell

[Chelsea Cissell @ChelseaCissell1]

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[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Harrison Butker and Justin Tucker arguing over whether women should stay home instead of working or be out making a living at massage parlors

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

It’s Weekday Update with your hosts, Colin Toast and Michael ChELMO!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We could’ve answered literally all of those questions.

[Captain YUMA @yumabooma]

Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this

[El Karma Es Un Gato❤️‍🔥 @KarmaIsACat_5]

La gente feliz no le gustó TTPD y la gente triste no le gustó TLOAS. Menos mal que mi estabilidad emocional es un caos y yo puedo disfrutar de los dos.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

THEM: "But you'll ruin that young man's life if you report report him for sexual assault."

ME: Correct. I'd prefer if he didn't get to become a Supreme Court Judge or run for fucking President.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I actually think we SHOULD ruin the futures of adult men who druġ and gang r@pe a woman, YES thanks for asking.

[Seeb @AITSeeb]

Y'all still haven't comprehend that Travis songs like "Cleveland", SHS, OPALITE, Wood etc are light and fun cause that man gives her ZERO anxiety. She is very secure in thier love for eachother. No anguish, No second guessing...

[Jade @tsholyground]

I like Cleveland! cause it's like you think I'm a bitch? A whore? I have a flat ass? I can't dance? I'm ugly? I'm getting old? My joy is annoying? I'm fake? I'm not a girl's girl? Well sure I'm insufferable but I'm in love with someone who is obsessed with me 💅

[tina @thissismetryin]

idk if people still painted my ex as a saint and falsely credited him for my work while he’s still pulling shit trying to get my attention i would happily whack him again

[Lorena ☁️ @debutationren]

HONEY FANS PLS RISE! 👋🏼

[Keaton @kjonesy1587]

Me watching the Raiders and the Chargers:

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

It’s giving

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

“Do you expect every single celebrity to say Free Palestine?”

Do I expect every single human to be against a government-sanctioned genocide that has already killed at least 20,000 people?

I mean, yes. I do.

[jillie⸆⸉ ❤️💛 @jilliethearcher]

i mean i’m pretty sure that is andy reid

[AJAX @AJAX_HQ]

The only vegetable the government hasn't recalled this year

[mummeryt1994 @cutebritboy94]

The reason the world is upset with Israel is because of the 700,000+ innocent Palestinians they've murdered.

It's not because they're Jewish.

Hope that helps.

[music wins @musicwins1]

huge respect for macklemore

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

The boys are soooooooooo back.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The fact that every news outlet is like...."We'll break down how Trump's $5,000 voting payout would work" as opposed to "THE 34 TIME CONVICTED FELON, DONALD TRUMP FLOATS ILLEGAL $5,000 BRIBE TO VOTERS" is a huge part as to why we're here.