I've relapsed. I fell off the Arbys Beef Brisket wagon. If I start disappearing for long periods of time or not showing up to things, it's because I'm either at Arbys or on the toilet because I just consumed Arbys. This is a cry for help.
I rented a bouncy castle for my 30th birthday party this Sunday. If someone doesn't have birthday sex with me inside of it than it was a waste of money.