CJ.

I’m only here to see if Facebook is down for everyone or just me 🤷🏽‍♀️

[CJ. @ChelseaJolleee]

There’s just something about a funky beat and a sax that makes my soul so damn happy

🎷💃

[CJ. @ChelseaJolleee]

#NewProfilePic

[CJ. @ChelseaJolleee]

This app is fucking gross now.

Logging off; will only be back to check if Facebook is down for everyone else. ✌🏽

[CJ. @ChelseaJolleee]

@mrddmia This is fucking gross

[CJ. @ChelseaJolleee]

@SenWarren Holy shit. Not one person in these comments are sane enough to just say …. “I don’t agree with your politics, but It’s probably a good thing to have a president sign an ethics agreement.”

You all just attack. Gross and unnecessary.. What the actual fuck…

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

When you think happiness, we hope you think #18YearsofTaylorSwift. Thank you for standing by her side all these eras. 💚💛💜♥️🩵🖤🩷🩶🤎💙🤍

Which album are you listening to on repeat today?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Republicans who voted against FEMA funding who are now claiming that FEMA isn’t doing enough

A thread

[CJ. @ChelseaJolleee]

Me: can I please have an ice cream sandwich?

Jake: please, please, please. Yes but let’s play music though.

Me: okayy…

Jake (walking back from the kitchen): why isn’t lie to girls playing?

I guess I didn’t know how obsessed with @SabrinaAnnLynn you were 😂😂😂

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

it's officially the first day of

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🧡 　　 FALL　　 🧡
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[CJ. @ChelseaJolleee]

I’m listening to The Butcher Game on Audible…

Reading Odd Man Rush on Kindle…

Re-reading the physical copy of Throne Of Glass…

& watching the LOTR franchise for the first time.

Can you tell it’s an election year and I’m drowning myself in fiction? 😂😂

[CJ. @ChelseaJolleee]

Screaming at the 7M doc

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

North West listening to thanK you aIMee with Kim tomorrow morning…

[CJ. @ChelseaJolleee]

Guy to his friend at gas station-

“whoa you want a hulk hogan shirt, bro?”

Me casually walking past -

umm… I think you mean ‘whoa, you want a hulk hogan shirt, BROTHER?’

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

Hello, Sidney...

[CJ. @ChelseaJolleee]

KEN YOU DUMMY. How disappointing.

Another “good Christian man” trying to make her believe she is the problem when those are VERY MUCH your insecurities.

#LoveIsBlind & honestly so are you Kenneth 🫥 kick rocks, you lost a GREAT one.

[CJ. @ChelseaJolleee]

All jokes aside, THIS is the moment I hope we find out the Taylor effect is real.
💔💔💔
it wasn’t that long ago TO THE DAY that I was at cheer practice and we went on lockdown for the NIU shooting. Maybe 2008 is a long time for some, not for those there.

Do better, America. 😢

[Miss Chingona @MissChingonaCA]

If you thought Taylor was vocal about voter registration and voting blue in 2024, imagine what she's going to do now that someone shot at her boyfriend. #chiefsparade

[MTV @MTV]

Karma really IS the guy on the Chiefs ❤️🏈 @taylorswift13 @tkelce #SBLVIII

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

My favorite day. #HappyHalloween

[nyquil @48seatr]

Me tryna get a boorito at chipotle & it feels like I’m tryna get concert tickets fuck you stupid bitch avocado

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

Hey there. Yes, you. Let's watch a scary movie.

[CJ. @ChelseaJolleee]

Push-up time before I explode 🤯