Chelsea Langevin ☀

“I’m better off being a wild one.” 🧜🏽‍♀️ ✨ 🌺💕She/Her

[Chelsea Langevin ☀ @ChelseaLangevin]

I don’t know how I ever sat down in low rise jeans

[Thomas Horrocks @thomaslhorrocks]

Normalize apologizing to your children.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“drag queens and gay teachers are grooming kids”

[Jessica Vosk @JessicaVosk]

Darling, remember:

High quality people won’t do low quality things to you.

Read it again and proceed.

[Uttam S. Chib @us_chib]

@LakotaMan1

[Kate Kelly @Kate_Kelly_Esq]

“Women are too emotional to govern”

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I just realized that the word “seven” has ‘even’ in it.

That’s odd.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit: in case you missed it, yesterday in America a 6-year-old boy with a gun shot his teacher during an 'altercation.' a 6 year old. with a fucking gun. this is why the rest of the world thinks we've lost our fucking minds

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hey Republicans - a six year old child thought it was ok to bring a loaded gun into school in order to shoot his teacher, but do go on about how the left is “grooming” our kids won’t you.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Anthony Dominic @alloveranthony]

NEW: Andy Cohen is leaving Bravo. Here’s what we know so far: (a thread) 🧵

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus.

Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals!

IM LIVID.

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

I still can't believe millions of Americans think this guy was good enough to be President. Remarkable.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Democrats don’t have Biden “boat parades”.
We don’t fly Biden flags, drape ourselves in Biden merch, drink using Biden beer koozies, we don’t get Biden tattoos or paint Biden’s face on our cars… we don’t do any of that shit, because we aren’t assholes and we’re not in a cult.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Just a casual reminder that in 1861, 11 Senators and 3 Representatives were expelled from Congress for failing to recognize Lincoln’s election and supporting insurrection. — We can still do that.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans say Americans “don’t care” about January 6th.

Well I care.
And I care very, very, very much.

Who’s with me?

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

"I was slipping in people's blood."

Y'all must be so proud, GOP.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Kyle Rittenhouse posts a threatening video of himself firing a fully automatic rotary machine gun, the same weapon used on military helicopters, with a caption directed at President Biden: "Come and take'em, Joe." RT IF YOU THINK THE SECRET SERVICE SHOULD INVESTIGATE!

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When I was in the Army, the entire base went on lockdown because someone misplaced an M-16. Even the military knows assault rifles belong only on the battlefield — because they’re weapons of war.