Chelsea Rodriguez

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

I was once told that #Lovesong pretty much sums up my attitude toward #men, #music, & #life in general. #KCOpenMic https://t.co/WfmCgGUyY2

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

Welp time to sign up for Patreon. Done and done.

[Jahkara🌻 @SlaylerJ]

Until they free me: https://t.co/4Ga7IOUfmG

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

The best cure for such a struggle bus Monday is to see Sailor J back at it. 😭

[Jahkara🌻 @SlaylerJ]

she needs a home

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

@tewibewi @juancgarcia Oh man 😫

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

A healthy person: Oh, FB and Insta are down. Cool. No distractions today. Can get a bunch of work done.

Me: :: resets Twitter password I can't remember, refreshes FB/Insta constantly, has full anxiety attack ::

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

@juancgarcia

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

I feel like Mary Sanderson grabbing the vacuum cleaner because her broom is gone, and she doesn't know what else to do. #facebookoutage #HocusPocus #HowDoITwitter

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

@valerievaldes They did an excellent job making Vakar look alien and also sexy lol

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Curious how we’re more like to bond with one another based on what we believe is true rather than on what is objectively true

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

I don't appreciate euphemisms in career titles. There is no "Director of Alumni Relations." That is the director of FUNDRAISING.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I thought my invisible woman costume would to be a hit. Instead all my friends thought I had stayed in to eat candy alone. #NotWhatHappened

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

Unless MULTIPLE ppl call u for EMERGENCY sex, you don't have a HOTLINE, you have a PHONE. #Drake #HotlineBling #GetThisSongOutOfMyHead

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

Great time, but ready to go home. Thanks, NACADA! #VivaNACADA2015 #FLACADALovesNACADA

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

4500 attendees? #vivanacada2015

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

This week, Chelsea chases a cat through a parking lot. Tune in next week to watch her stalk a cat on campus. #IfMyLifeWasATVShow #catlady

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

#IfMyLifeWasATVShow it would mostly be me breaking the fourth wall to tell the audience about a nearby cat. #catlady

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

DVR on the fritz. Watched @JohnStamos in a sitcom & couldn't fast forward thru commercials. #90sflashback last night. #Grandfathered

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

I guess we now gotta say, "Would u literally like to view something w/me on a streaming video service while we relax?" Smh. #NetflixAndChill

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

HA. "Matilda is the story of Hermione if she'd been raised by the Dursleys."

I can see it.

[Chelsea Rodriguez @ChelseaLaurenR]

Music celebs should stop dating each other and getting my hopes up. RIP Brit/Justin, Nick/Jessica, Biebs/Selena, Avril/Sum41Guy, etc.