Chelsea Chewning

[Chelsea Chewning @ChelseaLeigh210]

@Ticketmaster someone transferred tickets to me in error! your support staff is just telling me to “transfer them to someone else” or “not use them”.
Proof that I would never see Kanye West even with free tickets. SOMEONE IS GONNA BE LOOKING FOR THEIR SEATS TOMORROW IN TAMPA

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

There is a percentage of the population that inexplicably doesn't accelerate on freeway on-ramps and tries to get on the highway going 30 mph and I do not understand it

[Trey @treydayway]

I'm still calling it the Gulf of Mexico like I'm still calling this Twitter

[Chelsea Chewning @ChelseaLeigh210]

BRUNO? BRUNO MARSSSSS?

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

All these new headlights are TOO fucking bright

[Chelsea Chewning @ChelseaLeigh210]

Do you know you have thirrrrty minutes?

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

some people are natural criers. they cry when excited, they cry in grief, they cry in laughter, they cry in rage, they literally cry at any slight emotional experience or state. this is how their bodies process experiences in real time. and that’s okay

[Chelsea Chewning @ChelseaLeigh210]

@ll_bee_ Easily! Cause same, Sis.

[Eduardo García-Molina @eduardo_garcmol]

Roman soldier trying to describe elephants to fellow citizens after encountering them for the first time, 280 BC (colorized):

[NUFF @nuffsaidny]

All these cybersecurity outages but can’t nobody hack Sallie Mae or Navient and wipe out these loans yet?

[_black21 @_black21]

Tryna pay rent While tryna pay bills While tryna pay off debt. While tryna improve your credit score. While tryna save. While tryna heal. While tryna be positive. While tryna dodge rocks thrown your way. While tryna live right. While tryna keep smiling is stressful 😩

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

two men near death arguing about who is better at golf to attain access to the nuclear codes. should i kill myself

[Chelsea Chewning @ChelseaLeigh210]

@ll_bee_ And the look back 😂

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

I got my Law Degree from Law & Order SVU university, so please don't argue with me

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

Bills due, it's hot, I dnt get food stamps, y'all ugly, and I'm irritated

[Lisa @lisakhat_]

That “I remember when I lost my mind” trend on TikTok is kinda making me feel like maybe I just don’t like the male species enough 😭😭😭 you guys are literally insane???

[BART THE SIMP @leylivin]

I really don’t like hanging out with people who don’t get hungry