Chelsea Malyn

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

@adultcl @joannagaines I love it ! But I have quickly learned that I am NO WHERE near as crafty as she is . I should stick with paint by numbers

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

It really sucks when you are mid Reno and realize you’re not @joannagaines and never will be 😩😩

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

Commercials should not be allowed during finales

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

I will never understand why people listen to headphones while driving

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

Threatening to call Santa Clause has got to be one of the best parts of being a parent 📲 🎅🏻

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

The next vote I cast will be for whomever gets rid of this daylight savings bullshit #ionlyseedarkskies

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

The boys just needed to come home 💙💛

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

I could be 100$ richer but at least the pack didn’t lose

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

I’m convinced that social media stalks the hell out of your life - I drank a Diet Coke today and now all my news feeds are Diet Coke ads 🙄

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

Seeing no ⛈ in the forecast has me excited for 90s and the 🚣🏼‍♀️

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

I for real had two grannies with me the entire time in the grocery store telling me what to buy and how to make it! We laughed and talked like we had known each other for years! I love meeting genuinely kind people❤️

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

I love when all the grannies in the grocery store help me grocery shop! Truth be told I’m awful at it and they make it way more enjoyable!

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

Ever been a passenger in a car and have to pee so bad it hurts but you’re afraid to ask them to stop

Cuz same.

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

After This Is Us this week I’m terrified to use a crock pot 😭

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

Adulting is stressing about which furniture to buy and being excited about getting a new dishwasher

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

@KaylynFischer I thought it was a legitimate question

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

Saddest sight to see is a plane taking off and not being on it 😩😩

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

@KaylynFischer is in Fremont = my ❤️ so full

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

Why is it that every time I’m at woodmans my liquor store bill is more than my groceries 🤷🏽‍♀️🍾

[Chelsea Malyn @ChelseaMalyn]

@KaylynFischer Hahahah I just saw!!