Chels 🦋

I download Twitter every Bachelor/Bachelorette season and then I delete it again.

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

trying to save my money but i’m just a girl

[Sarah Beth Bills @Sarah_beth_b]

‼️FOR SALE💰‼️ Derrick Henry 4x4’ Oil Painting. DM for pricing information!

[Chels 🦋 @ChelseaNManess]

@Aubbby

[Chels 🦋 @ChelseaNManess]

This tweet reminded me that I currently have no idea where my debit card is

[vereena 🪐 @VereenaSayed]

i leave my house with nothing but apple pay and vibes

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

bf who drives 🤝🏻 gf who drinks iced coffee and complains about the driving

[Jon @jonbon757]

“get ready for the most shocking finale ever”

This hype applies if
-Chris Harrison comes back to fight Jesse Palmer for the rights to host
-Barbara Weber walks onto the stage to trash both bachelorettes
-This mf pops in one last time for Rachel
#thebachelorette #bachelorette

[777 @bm______01]

Me: I want Starbucks
Me: Anything for u princess

[inmedialife @inmedialife]

So now that we’ve established two bachelorettes are possible…
#TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[Chels 🦋 @ChelseaNManess]

Natural deodorant is a winter activity friends

[megan @chismosavirus]

it is 91 degrees outside put that natural deodorant DOWN

[D🌸 @darkskinnnnn_]

One thing about me I’m going to laugh 😭

[Chels 🦋 @ChelseaNManess]

Lived in TN my whole life, never listened to country music. Living in East TN for 4 months, downloaded a whole country album.

[Evettexo @Evettexo]

When you start to love yourself it doesn’t matter who doesn’t love you.

[Chels 🦋 @ChelseaNManess]

The guy that takes my order at Dunkin flirts with me every day. Let me tell you how ROUGH I look going through that drive thru 😂 bless him. I hope he has a wonderful Christmas.

[Chels 🦋 @ChelseaNManess]

I was holding my best friends baby the other day and I was experiencing baby fever for an inkling of a moment but then that 10lb bundle of joy let out a GROWN MAN fart and I was cured.

[Chels 🦋 @ChelseaNManess]

All I want for Christmas is for my dog to learn how to use an actual toilet so I can stop pretending not to see when he poops in my neighbors yard.

[lex @lexestep]

do not teach a man how to be your man. do not ask him to show you off. do not ask him to text you more, do not ask him to care abt you, do not him to bring you random flowers, do not ask him to plan dates. the right one will know exactly what to do and when to do it.

[Chels 🦋 @ChelseaNManess]

I have a neighbor. His name is Brock. Brock is a very tall muscular man. Today I saw Brock on his front porch wearing shorts, A BONNET, and sunglasses. He was just sitting up there, MOISTURIZING HIS LEGS, in front of God and everyone.

[thought daughter @keeairuh]

And what exactly are we saving the daylight for

[Whitney Flowers @whitneyflowers_]

Stop looking to people to find your identity and validate your worth. Jesus already did that.