Chelsea Owens

Blogger, writer, mother, person. Like most creators, I aspire to eat chocolate daily and wow a handful of people.
I believe in achievable goals.

[Chelsea Owens @ChelseaOWrites]

@SteveCicirelli @okaydonkeymag @eanewmanwriter @steveXisXok I left a comment there, but am not sure it'll get posted.
Great story!

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Stephen Black's next book is out!! It looks awesome!

[Stephen Black @stephenRB4]

Here’s the book. Like. RT. Thank you.

#WritingCommunity #book #books

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Let's bring some humor to the internet! Enter my A Mused Poetry Contest!

Just for fun; the theme this week is Bad Luck:
https://t.co/DIiOTswmz5

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Sometimes I go grocery shopping on my phone, and end up purchasing a library of used books instead...

#bibliophile

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It just occurred to me that we've replaced the nosy neighbor looking over the fence with one who stalks social media all day...

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If the Author Afterlife doesn't involve chocolate, fuzzy socks, and my becoming a woodland creature at will; I may be disappointed.

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@stephenRB4 I believe the correct expression is "Here is a free, signed copy of my book."

...my translation might be a bit rusty, though.

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Come channel Douglas Adams this week for Towel Day, by writing and sharing the worst poetry in the galaxy!

https://t.co/aZ2Kmz2zmZ

#towelday #badpoetry

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I put you down the drain

with the eggs and fridge stuff that stunk
alas, why do I throw away what I love??
and then I ground you up

Poetically
Of course

*Come enter the FINAL Terrible Poetry Contest*
https://t.co/8rCAfb6VVO

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@stephenRB4 Now I'm but a drop in the pond. Congrats, Honeycomb Runner.

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Not all who wander are lost, but I may have missed my turn...

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"Nay, you naughty nonsignificant, knotty-nosed, norepinephrine-needing nudnik. Never no nibbles upon thine neck."

Love was never sung so sweetly!

https://t.co/bbs3SxYqmo

#badpoetry #terriblepoetrycontest

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I've been feeling a bit off lately ...then I stayed up till 1:30 a.m. finishing a book and thought, "Oh, good. Back to normal!"

#bibliophile

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Everyone else in line at the store is mentally describing the scene, too -right? Right?

#writerslife

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They say you spend time doing what you love most, but that's just making things weird, Mr. Dishwasher.

[Chelsea Owens @ChelseaOWrites]

Do you ever sit at a keyboard and think, "The power... Universes are mine to command; to controllll!"

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@alleycat579 Sure!

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🎵Comet, it tastes like Listerine...🎵

Got a catchy, awful jingle? Come submit your rhyme to the 53rd Terrible Poetry Contest!

https://t.co/piIfhtucfJ
#badpoetry

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@stephenRB4 Well, at least we've both got the no-coffee or alcohol in common. :D