Chelsea Phan

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At the point of cleaning where I wanna throw EVERYTHING away.

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I will never understand ppl who can sleep with the tv on.

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I be making myself laugh fr 🤣

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I hate a weirdo

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I’m so glad Doja is done with that demonic shit.

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Man, I love me some fresh bread. 🥖😩

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I swear Kenzie got 9 fucking lives. Get this bitch out my villa!!

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I can never have peace.

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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. I need to move to Europe to open a restaurant and become a millionaire.

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The audio producer on Love Island is petty af lmao

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I can’t stand an AI headshot.

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Tonight’s episode was tooooo good. Also, they need to stop zooming into Beatriz’s foot lmao #loveislandusa

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Putting a foot massager underneath my home office desk has got to be the best thing I’ve never thought of lol

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Artists always announce tour dates and be like “tickets go on sale tomorrow!” Like damn, we can’t even get out affairs in order lol

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If you’ve have fallen out with all but one friend, your sister, and your mama and you still don’t think you’re the problem? That’s a new level of delusion.

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Why does everyone fall for those fake ass Love Island casting posts. Like bsffr. The background and person are not the same picture quality.

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People kill me. I told my coworker to let me research on how to code a check and she replied “have we decided where we’re coding this check to?” Bitch wtf did I JUST say?

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Okay but this season of Euphoria is good af. I love Rue and Maddy’s story line.

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See this is why I can’t be no one’s manager bc the way my patience is set up everyone finna get fired lol

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Watching all the Ulta Beauty World videos are making me SICK.