Chelsea Pursley

product designer @shopify by day, bunny + bagel enthusiast also by day

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

"Chelsea took a tumble" will be the name of my memoir.

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

Not having 'friends' on slack at work is such a bummer (cc @ackristen @shpleasebquiet miss u both 😭)

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

@ckimberlinjr 🥺🥺🥺

[CAVA @cava]

'Cause CAVA is my boyfriend
CAVA is a god
CAVA is the breeze in my hair on the weekend
CAVA's a relaxing thought
Aren't you envious that for you it's not?

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

I am manifesting the surprise song on Sunday to be Haunted by listening to it on repeat cc: @taylorswift13

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

The number of 'pizza' transactions on Venmo today

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

Just did finger guns twice in a 30 min meeting

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

Is it possible for an Air Canada flight to leave on time?

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

Had a donut for lunch (in a "yay I'm an adult" kind of way not a "I'm depressed" kind of way).

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

Why are there so many Christian men on bumble

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

@whereisMUNA @NovaTwinsMusic @ckimberlinjr 👀

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

@ckimberlinjr @Airbnb 😔😔😔 I'm sorry

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

More impromptu Michelin star dinners in 2023.

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

Something about being in the suburbs makes me wanna pop into a kohl's

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

Whenever I get the hiccups whilst drinking my audible response is "oh shoot"

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

At the airport for 4 hours so if anyone wants to fall in love with me while reaching for the same bagel at the delta lounge in terminal 5 now is the time!!

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

Praying for all airport employees at O'Hare 2day 🥲 🙏🏻

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

@LeighTaylor9 Omggg yes. "Just a drop!!"

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

In 2023 I'd love to see the following jokes retired 🧵

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

Thirty somethings thinking they're unique and quirky by going to bed at 9 pm.

[Chelsea Pursley @ChelseaPursley]

"I hope they cancel our plans so I don't have to socialize!"