Chels 🦖

Nothing means anything. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die.

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

“The future lay sparkling ahead, and they thought they would know each other forever.”

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

Any of my single, childless, WFH homies needing a change of scenery? I’m moving to NYC in no less than 6 months and would love a sidekick/roomie.

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

Having dating apps for 3 days on the east coast, but deleting them the moment you’re back in the Midwest. Relatable?

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

I had a dream woody Allen was taking my trash out to the driveway last night and I’m going to need someone to analyze that.

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

What’s it called when you your therapist validates /supports every decision/thought you’ve acted on this week? Have I become the teacher or obtained the skills to be neurodivergently healthy? Either way slay

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

2nd half of January is freed up. Who wants to follow @the1975 around Europe for a few days?

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

If you’re thinking about making a change. Do it. - a pessimist

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

The 3 am version turned turned it all around for me. The bonus songs are truly the best.

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

I’ve been up for 2 days with a migraine. And everything hurts and I want to die.

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

Anyway. I’m looking for a new psychiatrist if anyone had any recommendations.

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

I think overall I’m a sensitive person. So why do I have to go out of my way every once in a while & listen to sad songs or watch watch tragic movies just to induce the feeling of feeling something, or anything?

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I love birds. I love dogs. Cats I don’t know about her. I’m agnostic but wishing them the best.

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

If you know me, you know that this weather has me living, dying thriving today.

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

And just like that my whole fyp is Sebastian Stan. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart Thunderbolts.

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

Jared Leto is problematic, but why so hot?

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

That being said, what’s the app for 30 year old, non incels, who don’t communicate via Snapchat?

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

I saw my profile said that I was 30 and it shook me to the core. It’s such a grotesque age for someone who didn’t plan on making it past 25.

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

I’m sorry but the beautiful people really are living on the coasts.

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

If I could ask one thing, it would be for tiktok to stop showing cringe sorority rush vids on my fyp. It’s a solid pass from me.

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

Just let us have our videos on Tiktok and our PICS on ig. Let them be like two divorced parents and I’ll travel back and forth between the two. Don’t fix what’s working. There’s enough room for various entertainment mediums.

[Chels 🦖 @ChelseaTanna]

How do I function on little to no sleep during the week? Well I log about 18 hrs a day on the weekend.