Chelsea Turbin

Audrey u/s in @littleshopnyc 🌱 Former American Idiot; Current Smartypants 🤘🏼 Reppin' Daytona Beach. I also love Steak 'N Shake and Jackson Browne.

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

Little boys are yelling "fart" on the subway platform and I can't stop laughing.

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

“What if we gave every mom an absolute dumptruck ass” -pixar

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

@RiggsBarstool I totally agree.

[Aubrey Jaeger, MD @aubreyv22]

When you think you’re afraid of a controlling relationship but Colton decides you’re not #thebachelor #bachelor

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

Colton: Hannah G.

So romantic when your boyfriend calls your name like you’re in Kindergarten.
#TheBachelor

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

In case you guys were wondering what living in New York is like, I just got catcalled in @Target...by a Target employee.

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

Sure wish I could explore Sacramento on my one afternoon off. WHY YOU GOTTA BE BROKEN @jumpbikes ? Just let me make an account 😭😭😭

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

I want to become a Urologist just so I can have a business card that says:
Urine trouble? You’re in trouble.

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

Turns out in church, when they say “He is Risen” you’re not supposed to yell back “How Risen is He?!” #Easter

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

My 32 min commute home turned into an HOUR AND 20 MIN, despite reporting "good service."

I mean this sincerely:

GO FUCK YOURSELVES, @MTA

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

@AntiClimaxDrew This is so important. One very buttery.

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

Today I saw the incomparable @RuPaul pass by underground. I was speechless &he grabbed my shoulder and smiled so...that's it guys. I peaked.

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

Holy balls, I've never wanted a shirt more. https://t.co/SPmMd1XqUE

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

#Peewee

[James Nokise @JamesNokise]

Considering the #easter story - why don't we call it "Don't trust your mates Thursday"?

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

Just took my false lashes off on the train ride home so essentially I'm killin it tonight.

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

Congrats on a great run of Lazarus to @Nic_NAC16 and @airstreamrally !!! Happy closing! ❤️

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

If you haven't driven through the mountains of New Mexico blasting Enrique Iglesias' "Hero" in a while, you should. Shit's super fun.

[Hasani Gittens @hgitty]

Saudi Arabia voted 17 women into office in first elections to allow female participation. https://t.co/n6KyjS9cKH

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

And sometimes you become a blackjack dealer at a Cuban-themed corporate holiday event. #hitme @… https://t.co/LncFLUaurH

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

@CarsonSHiggins No, I do.

[Chelsea Turbin @ChelseaTurbin]

@TheCarlosPena @AndrewCall1 oh man, worlds colliding!!! Have fun in school 😊