He says “18 months and then a year after that…” lol for what? “Better start wedding planning.” Bitch…. My funeral is more thought out than a wedding I know I’m never gunna have. At least I KNOW I’m gunna die some day, it’s called being realistic and slightly prepared.
Note to self: stop going to hang out at my neighbor/friends on weekends in pajamas. For some reason it always ends up at bars looking like an absolute snack in bright yellow crocs, oversized weird ass shirt, no bra and a show stopping hairdo. So cute
Apparently last night I went to @WaffleHouse and asked for my hash covered, smothered, and gang raped …. They did not disappoint. These potatoes have seen it all.