Musician + motherhood looks a little like this. Sitting at home all day cause the weather is gross, learning Moana songs to keep your wild child entertained while simultaneously trying to keep her balanced with your leg while she also chews on your knee
@fluiditybytori earilier: DUDE.... am I tripping or is our dish cloth growing plants?
Me: What.. what are you even talking about lol??? *gets up off couch to look* and sure enough...... um..... what 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤷🏼♀️
Oh my goodness #queereye does it again. Yoko San and Antoni making apple pie are seriously the best thing that I’ve seen since.. last season of queer eye.
Luna: “Wanna watch Taylor??”
Me: “Which Taylor video do you want to watch?”
Luna (somber voice): “I... don’t... like your perfect crime...”
Me: “Oh... okay... Look What You Made Me Do it is..” 😂😂😂
I did not sleep because I couldn’t stop thinking about the mother in Walmart who shielded her 2 year old child from flying bullets.. her body falling, dying, and breaking the baby’s bones. This could be me and my daughter at the store. No one is safe. This has to stop. #shooting