Working in a bar sounds like it would be cool but it’s really just a day full of hearing things like “oh no! There must be a hole in my glass” or “my beer evaporated!” With the occasional “put this one on *mentions someone who’s died years ago* Tab, HAHA!”
Just fell in love with a girl in a parking lot but I was too shy to tell her I thought she was pretty so now I’m driving home listening to sad girl songs