call me whatever you want

[• @yducknow]

me, because i have the social battery of an iphone 4

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me drunk making everyone taking selfies with me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[👽 @awwheyuu]

Me putting together an Instagram story nobody will care about

[Gur Singh @HoopFocusX]

Everybody is better than Shai until it’s time to be better than Shai

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

how it feels to say “girl whatever” instead of arguing

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

bro i KNOW you smoke faggy weed

[HurzelersHat🧢 @HurzelersHat]

Don't have to watch brighton play football for 7 days

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Realizing a negative mind will never give me a positive life

[Boomtown Hoops @BoomtownHoops]

My halftime show:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me: "I love skincare!"

me when it’s time to wash my face at night:

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Or maybe she’s trash too? Why wouldn’t that be the simpler conclusion

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

This is what Americans look like.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

if you raped someone in 2013 and they chose to speak on it today, you're still a rapist. “that was mad long ago” is not a plea deal

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

Never change, Georgi! 😂💙

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Erling Haaland vs. Jan Paul van Hecke is really something 😅

[We Are Brighton @wearebrighton]

Since Fabian Hurzeler was appointed Albion manager:

Brighton 2-1 Man City
Man City 2-2 Brighton
Brighton 2-1 Man City
Man City 1-1 Brighton

Wind your neck in, Baldilocks #BHAFC #MCFC

[ophelie @CAPTAlNPUGH]

florence pugh drives me crazy

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Rare good news in 2026: green sea turtles and giant pandas are NO LONGER ENDANGERED.