Chels

26 // wife // mommy x3

[Jack @Jackkk]

Shaquille O’Neal says his kids need three degrees to touch Daddy’s cheese

“In order to touch Daddy's cheese you gotta have three degrees because I believe in respectable nepotism”

“I was with the Miami Heat one day and this article came out. The grandmother leaves the son $250,000,000”

“This kid's on his knees scrubbing the bathroom floor and I'm looking at him. I'm like, hey man, didn't your grandmother just leave you $250,000,000?”

“Yeah, but Dad wants me to start from the bottom. Once I saw that I was like, you know what, that right there is respectable nepotism”

“I also have to teach my kids we're not rich, I'm rich”

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

This was my Euphoria

[dingbach 👑 @dingbach]

Mikey from temptation island has autism and is gay. No shade I just think he should know #TemptationIsland

[Robie ⚢ @anglsfrvrangls]

How life feels when you accept that you’re a cunt and you do love gossiping and complaining

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

how life feels when you’re with a man who has a problem solving mentality

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

i gotta stop accidentally projecting kind intentions and capacity for depth onto other people

[MK @adoreanise]

21–22 year olds be calling themselves grown meanwhile i’m 25 now realizing how differently i used to think… i just say you’ll see lol

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Incase anybody is confused; the Epstein Files have it in black and white print that they were dismembering CHILDREN, removing their organs and eating them.

It stopped being about politics a long time ago.

[⋆𝒦 ❤︎ @misskerrington]

even at my most evil i’m considerate

[alli @aligracee5]

me devouring the first three episodes of tell me lies season 3 today

[olivier 👺 @olwestside]

Taylor swift posture is crazy like please cast her as the hunchback of notre dame already 😭�

[2𝓚 𝓓𝓾𝓻𝓪𝓰 🐈‍⬛🇦🇷 @KayyyHope]

Finding out 50 Cent agreed to do an interview with ABC news station only because it's one of the few stations they're allowed to watch in prison. He's a menace😭😭

[kiki @yrluckystar]

sometimes I feel so weak and extra sleepy almost like if I had a disease

[mk @handslikevap0r]

they did not tell me happy birthday as i redeemed my free tropical smoothie cafe smoothie that is only redeemable on your birthday

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

plans for today:

[Janet 💎 🪄 @limitlessloass]

I always get money out of nowhere. Money out of thin air is normal for me. I just want something, and money appears. I don't even need to do anything. It just keeps showing up. I get surprise money everyday. That's how money works for me. Its just easy. I want it, and it appears.

[ioaan @ioaan]

Coke by the ocean

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i lowkey can't believe these people are allowed to walk among us

[Chels @Chelseannaaa]

I love online shopping it’s so sick