Chelsea Jackson

Christian✝️

Mom👧👶

Crime Scene Investigator🕵️‍♀️

Police Wife👮‍♂️

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[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

How could you find something wrong with a movie which is about saving children from sex trafficking? Why is the media so sensitive about Sound of Freedom when you simply ask the question: To what extent is the American ruling class involved in the exploitation of young children?

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

During this scene in Tangled.. why did my toddler say "Momma look! The maggots are coming out!" 😳😵💀

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

When your toddler throws a fit and you say come here please and she calmly responds with "no, I'm crying."

If only we could all schedule in time for crying....

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

Picture it:
A mother being up multiple times through the night to feed and diaper her baby and to breast pump.
Then when her husband's alarm goes off he excitedly asks "did the baby finally sleep through the night?!?!?"

No. But you did.

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

Kids say the darndest things..at Costco...
"Gramma, what's your favorite dinosaur?!?"
"Well... It's really hard for me to say. There are so many good ones!"

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[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

I am "my boss told me I could wear slippers to work" weeks pregnant.

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

@OKCFOX I was hoping this article would at least mention what kind of "vast amount of new evidence that's been collected" in this case.... but it doesnt.

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

@LeanneComedy You were great! So hilarious, as always!

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

@olivegarden is stuffed chicken marsala ever coming back?

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

@MyDaughterElly When you look back on your first year as a new parent eventually you will realize that you were way to hard on yourself.

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

@UberFacts "I'm not a regular mom.. I'm a cool mom."

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

@UberFacts "What like its hard?!?" 💁‍♀️

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

@MandiG5621 Ticket?

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

Update. It took 13:45 minutes for them to give me 1 of the 2 Rx I went for.. apparently the one I got an email saying it was ready for pick up wasn't actually ready for pick up.

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

Ok Olive Garden.... why is COVID over enough that I have to sit 1 foot away from another table full of people but it's not over enough for the full menu to be back???... When am I gonna get my stuffed chicken marsala?!?!

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

Hubby: "Alexa, play late 2000's party hits"
Alexa: "Playing Latin House Party hits"
Husband:

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

@momminghardmama You can do it!

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

@bjsrestaurants flatbread pizzas are all 120 calories or less! I repeat 120 calories OR LESS! the whole pizza. It's big! And so good!

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

In the middle of listening to a 24 book series on @audible_com only to realize I'm about to start book 9 when I never even listened to book 5 or 6.... wanna know why??? Book 5 and 6 don't have audio recordings. Every other book in the series does though.... Why? Who does that?

[Chelsea Jackson @ChelseeDoo]

My child turns 1 year old in 2 weeks and my husband just asked me how her middle name is spelled..............