Chelsé Greaux

Stand-Up Sometimes horizontal Comedian. Check out my newest special “Off The Cane” on all streaming platforms.

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I know I’m getting older cuz my knees sounds like AM radio.

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Some fathers are F boys. Ladies, please choose wisely your future kids will thank you.

[Chelsé Greaux @Chelsegcomedy]

Temu products like knees if you don’t use em for a while, they gon start cracking.

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Dudes wanna be called daddy but don’t do nothing fatherly.

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Black people if you want access…rock an accent.

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The only white man I listen to is the one on the crosswalk.

[Chelsé Greaux @Chelsegcomedy]

Sports is the foundation of most black and white male friendships.

[Chelsé Greaux @Chelsegcomedy]

I’m at the “There’s food at the house” stage of my life.

[Chelsé Greaux @Chelsegcomedy]

When yo playlist go from UGK to Linkin Park. #blackhybrid

[Chelsé Greaux @Chelsegcomedy]

Sobriety is the one escape room you can’t leave.

[Chelsé Greaux @Chelsegcomedy]

EBT hit so I’m bougie for another week.

[Chelsé Greaux @Chelsegcomedy]

@RottenTomatoes cappin go see #HIM

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I’m against white cars cutting off black ones.

[Chelsé Greaux @Chelsegcomedy]

You ever had to be a black parent to your white friend?

[Chelsé Greaux @Chelsegcomedy]

Smoking weed is like hiring someone to jump yo thoughts.

[Chelsé Greaux @Chelsegcomedy]

My next Greaux Show is tomorrow 8/29 where you can tip the comics that make you laugh cold hard cash. Grab tickets and start your labor day weekend off right.

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Comedy is like Janet Jackson…what have you done for me lately?

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I stopped smoking cuz I was a blunt away from sounding like Darth Vader.

[Chelsé Greaux @Chelsegcomedy]

Just finished #SquidGame3 SPOILER ALERT…people die.

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I’d rather go the the beach in the movie “OLD”