cheensley borgmun

We’re on a crash collision course with the Andromeda Galaxy.

[cheensley borgmun @ChelseyCleve]

A free dildo came with one of my purchases and I've been using it for all uses besides the intended purpose.

[Kosoko Jackson @KosokoJackson]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t cabaret supposed to be unsettling? And isn’t his character supposed to represented the grimy underbelly of authenticity? And isn’t the puppet movements supposed to show how the nazi’s puppeteered ppl in the 30s? Isn’t this the point?

[cheensley borgmun @ChelseyCleve]

@geoff1106 I saw it earlier this month and I can say it feels a lot less unsettling from the mezzanine.

[keaton @keatonwhite_]

life lately

[Average Dad @Average_Dad1]

My wife deleted social media off her phone recently. Today I caught her scrolling through her venmo feed like an alcoholic drinking listerine.

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

Believe Women

[christopher macarthur-boyd - SCARY TIMES '24 TOUR @macarthurboyd]

finding out a friend is really into taylor swift is like finding out they’re christian: you’re glad they’ve got something that gets them through the day, but sadly they are probably being financially and spiritually abused by one of the richest organisations in the world

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

If Hillary had been able to illegally pay a media outlet to catch and kill the email story before it went public, we'd be nearing the end of the of second term of the Clinton administration.

Hope the press treats this conviction like it's as important as her emails.

[Joseph Abdin @JosephAbdin]

I’ve seen more outrage for tents on a college campus than tents on fire with multiple families inside.

[Farhana Shaikh 🍉 @farhanashaikh]

A mistake is forgetting to add salt to rice, it is not deliberately bombing a safe zone.

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

Not now sweetie, mommy is trying to figure out if her Facebook friend who changed her last name to her middle name is getting a divorce

[lesbian esq. @lesbianlawfirm]

call my bitch sneeze cuz her gazoon tight

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

hey, remember when they told us that Roe was settled law and we should all just calm down? that was fun, wasn't it? now those same shitweasels want us to calm down about them wanting to outlaw contraceptives. fuck your calm down bullshit

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Vote for Joe Biden: because the other guy wants to create a unified Riech

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

As a woman, if you aren't absolutely terrified about Project 2025, I suggest you read up on what happened in Iran in 1979. This will be our future if republicans win. Vote accordingly.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Happy 3 year anniversary to the time that I was standing in front of the castle in Magic Kingdom and I got the call from my gyno that I had chlamydia and had to go pick up my meds from the DISNEY PHARMACY and my mom called it the “clappiest place on earth”

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

ELPHABA/GALINDA: There’s been some confusion for you see my roommate is…

GALINDA: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe…

ELPHABA: Bleach blond. Bad built. Butch body

[Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... @popphits]

I don't know about you, but I'd much rather have a prequel series about Paulette. You know that woman lived a LIFE before Elle taught her the bend and snap.