Chelsi Thomas

[Chelsi Thomas @Chelsi2019]

@MrsPojYZ I do chicken breast on italian herb and cheese these days

[Chelsi Thomas @Chelsi2019]

@MrsPojYZ @jeffyz8

[Chelsi Thomas @Chelsi2019]

@jessecarlson23 @MrsPojYZ My mom used to out potato chips in the freezer so they would keep longer🤷

[Chelsi Thomas @Chelsi2019]

@jessecarlson23 And intolerable after 9 pm on a Friday

[Chelsi Thomas @Chelsi2019]

@jessecarlson23 He acts like he's in elementary school

[Chelsi Thomas @Chelsi2019]

@jessecarlson23 WTF?!?!

[Chelsi Thomas @Chelsi2019]

@jessecarlson23 @MrsPojYZ Is that when your bae has to work and you get the whole bed to yourself?

[Chelsi Thomas @Chelsi2019]

I think the reason women find beards attractive is because in the caveman days when the man shaved his beard and left all his trimmings around the cave bathroom, it pissed the cave woman off and she quite procreating therefore only the bearded lived on.

[Chelsi Thomas @Chelsi2019]

Just woke up and had a coyote ugly situation with my cat... Almost had to chew my arm off.

[jesse carlson™ @realmessyjesse]

I do alright for myself but by no means can I afford Amish crafted furniture.

[Chelsi Thomas @Chelsi2019]

@bjskribbles @nicbowski I never said it was shit. These are Internet lies

[jesse carlson™ @realmessyjesse]

Sometimes you just need to take a step back reflect on your life and realize your in a pretty good fucking place and be happy.

[Chelsi Thomas @Chelsi2019]

@MrsPojYZ @jeffyz8 i bet randi would coach the ladyhawks

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@jessecarlson23 gyygc

[Kevin Farley Official @kevfarls]

I think it's safe to say that my brother would have crushed playing the Rob Ford guy on SNL.

[Chelsi Thomas @Chelsi2019]

@bjskribbles what does this even mean?

[charlie frein @cfrein82]

I wish @jakeowen would give my sister @MrsPojYZ meet and greet passes for #creekfest already. She's always blowing up my newsfeed

[Chelsi Thomas @Chelsi2019]

@jessecarlson23 not so much

[Chelsi Thomas @Chelsi2019]

@jessecarlson23 uh-oh....better not do a search for JJChelsi on facebook. You wont like what you see.

[Chelsi Thomas @Chelsi2019]

@jeffyz8 @MrsPojYZ we should bootleg a few hundred copies of bumpin stuff. Do people still use cds?