The Bad Bard

College nerd.

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

@AnaKasparian dispatcher didn't call her a transient, they described the stroke in a specific medical term. A transient ischemic attack is a stroke. #TYTLive

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

@AnaKasparian, a transient ischemic attack is a stroke. It's a medical term. #TYTLive

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

Can @shoe0nhead make a YouTube video that's just about bunnies? Like, I want some bunny advice.

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

The fuck I was thinking right now. https://t.co/5YOo6U1WKL

[Lisa Mojica 🇵🇸🇿🇦🇳🇦🇺🇾 @ELYSIANFEELS]

#tytlive
She ruined my favorite after dinner treat.

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

The face right behind @AnaKasparian of this overzealous freak. It's to die for. #TYTLive

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

That's some weird background noise skipping. Sounds like crickets. #TYTLive

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

@buddydusty Fuck life. Thanks. I hate it, but thanks.

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

If this really is the last Dan Rather show, I'd like to be able to fucking see it, #TYTLive. https://t.co/KDL0CKOPK8

[(((George))) 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 💚✡️🔞 @DisasterAreaPP]

#tytlive where is Dan Rather's show? I can't find it x

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

Why does @realDonaldTrump always cross his arms? You're in a 3 piece suit in 80 degree weather. Are you defensive? Scared? #TYTLive

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

ICE arrests more than 100 workers in surprise raid on Ohio-based meat supplier Fresh Mark - CNN https://t.co/gOI5zsLrYE @TYTNetwork @cenkuygur @TYTPolitics

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

Tech errors. This is the #TYTLive I remember.
#ThrowbackMonday

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

~Lockdown, lockdown
This is all because of a gun~
#TYTLive

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

Look 15 pounds thinner. ShopTYT.

Trademark your shit, @CenkUygur.
#TYTLive @JayarJackson

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

When @realDonaldTrump addresses crowds, they're not shouting "Nobel;" they're chanting, "No Bail!" #TYTLive

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

Can't stop thinking how a Kent State student expressed her 2nd amendment rights on campus last week, and how a Texas high school student later expressed his 2nd amendment rights on campus last week.
#TYTLive

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

My dad is calling @cenkuygur Chunk Yogurt. Fucking losing it. #tytlive

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

Kent State members can’t carry firearms, but we’d get emails about planned open carry demonstrations. It was the craziest thing, especially given May 4th. #TYTLive

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

I actually just graduated from Kent State with a degree in computer tech. Groups would hold open carry demonstrations on campus and we’d be alerted to it, but reminded to just avoid them. #TYTLive

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

@TheDailyShow endorsements are fucking catchy. Every time I see a Michaels, I still involuntary yell, "There's a godless fuck store!"

It's like Pavlovian conditioning in the worst way.

[The Bad Bard @ChelsieTheBard]

Cops threatening to kill their dogs. Shouldn't they be charged with threatening an officer? #TYTLive