Chels

pools are perfect for holding water, man. she/her

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

I just sorta never don’t want a soft pretzel ya know?

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

are you telling me you don’t want to bite that juicy blue bubble? my teeth need to know what it feels like!!!

[Dalton @in2yourDM]

@Chelsss_B For context everyone, this shoe specifically: she said it would taste like blue raspberry

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

do people who design shoes these days know that I want to bite like, every pair?

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

me, nonstop for a week now:
https://t.co/uczpGD34nx

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

haven’t been able to get through even the first few sentences of my vows without crying and dalton hasn’t been anywhere near me when I practice them how am I supposed to do this while LOOKING AT HIM ugh I love him so much

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

@murrrr4 Mary Kate and Ashley WAS my religion! Haha

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

when I was a kid I played an angel in the living nativity @ a church in my neighborhood b/c that's what all my lil friends were doing but 1 yr I left early bc Switching Goals starring Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen was playing on ABC & the church didn't let me participate the next yr

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

this story pops into my head whenever I am asked if I was raised religious :)

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

@oheyliz I agree about the book! paul mescal is Connell in the show and I watched it when I was very single and piney (and it was April of 2020 lol) so those were definitely factors but I SOBBED over the show

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

@pessimus1 @oheyliz i wish we could be there too! so glad you're home though, and we're sending you all the love <3

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

@pessimus1 I would love to listen to kesha with u. what I like to think I have outgrown is… being ($leazy era) ke$ha lol

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

nobody show this tweet to 2010-2013 chels she’s dormant and we need to keep it that way

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

abolish the clean girl aesthetic and being back being a trashy party girl!

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

@blaze_of_light this is so cute! so joyful!! 💜💜

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

hi i am here to acknowledge that rihanna is wrong and i am disappointed but i will be okay because i really needed to cancel that savage x fenty membership anyway

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

@thelizardl @rihanna holy shit it’s happening

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

just got home from work on a chilly, rainy thursday, immediately put my comfy pants on and now I’m about to make lasagna so look out world!! I’m in my element!!!!!!!!

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

one time in like 2016 (camp times) lisa & i said we were going to get some "sleepy time tea" before bed but really we were going to steal leftover mac & cheese frm the eating lodge and we kept calling mac & cheese "sleepy time tea" which is fitting b/c they both make u sleepy

[Ryan 🥣 @ryanposting]

(Drinking a huge mug with 30 sleepy time tea bags in it) goodbye forevr

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

@thelizardl yeah it’s a pretty good deal! we just have to mist the plants twice during the event and sell a 50qt bag of miracle grow to each guest and also everyone has to wear a meijer uniform or pretend to be a shopper but that should be easy!

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

we have a wedding venue! we will be married at a time and place!!! (october 14, 2023 at meijer gardens)
AND we have an officiant! someone will marry us! (it's not just "someone" it's JENSEN what a dream!!!)

[Chels @Chelsss_B]

@mc_jenkins thanks melvin! we are so excited to get so weird!!