Cheltenham Problems

#CheltenhamProblems: A light-hearted look at Cheltenham.

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@mpmwilko The only thing growing is his nose! Ha ha right? Because he’s lying? Ha ha ha

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@mpmwilko @jecelectrical1 Looks like them trainers have been super-charged too 👟🫨

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@AlexChalkChelt Looking forward to a major uplift in your morals x

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@Cheltenham_Owl How do you know I don’t? Time will tell - let’s see how much longer he has ⏳

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Ashamed that this charlatan ‘represents’ Cheltenham

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Nick Robinson: Lee Anderson has said migrants should fuck off back to France if they don't like barges.. is that the Tory policy?

Alex Chalk: "Lee is expressing himself in salty terms & is something that people well understand... his central point is not unreasonable"

#r4today

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@Cheltenham_Owl @AlexChalkChelt Time will tell, let’s see for how much longer he is our MP. 🤗

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Our MP siding with the devil then. @AlexChalkChelt

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@mpmwilko All he cares about is his profile.

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So grim. @CotswoldHunt

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

This is the moment a fox is rescued after being trapped in a bag and buried alive.

After the release of this exclusive footage, filmed by a hunt saboteur, the British fox hunting governing body suspended The Cotswold Hunt.

Gloucestershire police are investigating the incident.

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Is it safe to come out yet?

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Ah yes, the races have well and truly started. #CheltenhamProblems

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#CheltenhamRaces

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Nicely done Max. I have joined the #WarOnWee by wetting my pants 4 times this morning and race week hasn’t even begun yet.

[Max Wilkinson MP @mpmwilko]

Ahead of the Cheltenham Festival, I spoke to @knibbsey from @bbcpointswest about our call for better behaviour from the minority of racegoers who cause problems. Including the #WarOnWee.

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I’ve got my special heels on

[Claire Carter @Claire7Carter]

In honour of #CheltenhamFestival, we’ve come up with a formula on Breakfast to help you name you’re own racehorse:

Take a section of the last text message/WhatsApp you either received or sent.

I’ll go first:

Fairy Lights On 🐎

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#CheltenhamRaces

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Shit, I missed Alex Chalk on #bbcqt last night. Not to worry, I’m sure he did absolutely brilliantly.

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Local news

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Woman charges £25 to find out if your man is a cheat https://t.co/ZN3ad2i6Ic

[Ryan @SupaFletchsGuns]

One for @CheltProblems this

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@AlexChalkChelt @RishiSunak Great stuff Alex, we all absolutely trust the judgment of you and your party these days 👍🤡

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This is my MP, @AlexChalkChelt. He's the Conservative MP for Cheltenham and along with most of his @Conservatives colleagues, he voted to allow water companies to discharge raw sewage into Britain’s waterways. #bbcaq #SewageScandal #Sewage