La izquierda: «Si Lorca viviera hoy en día votaría al PSOE y le habría encantado La bola negra»
La derecha: «No, Lorca sería falangista porque tenía amigos falangistas y sería gay de armario como Vito Quiles»
Lorca si viviera hoy en día: «quiero conocer a ese tal ‘Trakatrá’»
Guys you realize this is a good thing, right? They will Not eradicate the children with down syndrome. The gonna remove the syndrome from the Children. The Children will still be born but healthy. Down Syndrome is so much more than only a cute personality pls inform yourself
Tenía un amigo que se llamaba Francisco y tenía un Opel Astra.
Un día se la pegó y dejó el coche siniestro total.
Desde entonces empezamos a llamarle Frank SinAstra.
Pues no va el muy subnormal ybse enfada y se compra un Opel Omega
Yeah. I mean, other than following the classical Resident Evil formula of starting as relatively grounded horror and gradually escalating into grotesque sci-fi insanity; featuring a bioweapon outbreak as the catalyst; taking place in Raccoon City; culminating in a secret laboratory; featuring zombies, infected dogs, and increasingly bizarre mutant creatures; having its protagonist start with a basic handgun and progressively acquire bigger and more ridiculous weapons; forcing him to scavenge for ammunition and conserve what little he has; making him rummage through drawers for supplies; confronting him with inexplicably elaborate locks; including typewriters, First-Aid Spray, Green Herbs, and other direct references to game items; occasionally switching into first-person and over-the-shoulder perspectives that mimic the games; sending him through rural environments, city streets, underground areas, a hospital, and finally a laboratory; having Umbrella scientists fucking around with biological weapons; and ultimately transforming its protagonist into a giant Bio-weapon that looks exactly like something you’d fight at the end of a Resident Evil game . . .
Yeah, other than all that, it barely had anything to do with the fucking games.