NeoChemLeo

lucid dream coach. sleep instructor. Venmo 25 bones for lesson info. the city never sleeps. I also offer interpretive photoshop. same price. sugar and spice.

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Why is there a special category of entitled for men that have read IT

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I don't know how to explain but I just had 2 very separate but important facts about Steven Carrell
1. He's a trans masc icon
2. Gru was definitely modeled after him a little bit

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“A vampire!”
- my brother, pointing at a statue of Jesus Christ

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*tosses antidepressant into mouth like you do with popcorn*

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get you a girlfriend that lets bugs bite her for no reason

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@slimeratz currently thinking about Mac Demarco putting a cigarette in his tooth gap and wanted to share the thought with u

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I'm high and just watched an ad for "a quiet place" (not realizing it was muted) and was like, wow, this is a bold marketing choice

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I think the main draw of Weezer is that they never stopped sounding a little bit shitty

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last night I had a dream I was putting on a webcast that was both iCarly and the Eric Andre show and that's when I realized they're essentially the same thing

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just learned what a Ponzi scheme is and I think I'm in love

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the irony of skipping a class on better decision making

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Ah, the sweet sound of the tone of dismissal only saved for weird kids trying to volunteer information in a group discussion

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Just got my first Get Sexier vaccine

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*eats jar of vodka sauce like it's soup*

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“What’s my diagnosis again? BPD? Damn, are you sure you don’t just wanna spend more time with me bc I’m sexy?”

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Yesterday, my girlfriend ran a half marathon and I was the band at a bearded dragon wedding. Guess which one of us slept longer.

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Secret Third Coming Out Option: tell people you're trans but nothing about your gender assigned at birth

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If you have or have ever had a crush on me: congratulations, you're queer

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