Chemistry Jokes

I'm typing in the bio box right now... I thought this was a chemistry account!

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Are you made up of copper and tellurium? Cause you're CuTe.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll take an H2O." The second goes, "I'll take an H2O too" and then he died.

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To all freaking out over finals:
#noworries #chemjokes

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don't make this mistake on your chem final! happy studying!

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Drake drops a beaker of NaCl during lab, he softly quivers "I'm so sorry, I thought I had my ion you." #chemjokes

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If you're serious about chemistry, the only frat you should be thinking about joining is Sig Fig

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How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically.

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“@ur_fAVERETTE: @ablack012 your sodium fine”

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#biojokes found on the walls of our classrooms

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Don't ever trust an atom; they make up everything.

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Yesterday I told a chem joke at a party, but it got no reaction.

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A chemistry experiment gone wrong- oxidants happen #chemjokes

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If I were a dj I'd name myself DJ Enzyme because I'm always breaking it down

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Do you have 11 protons? cause you're sodium fine #chemjokes

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What is it called when a king farts? a noble gas. #chemjokes

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Give your mothers a big happy Mother's Day hug cause you know, you have half her chromosomes

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