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17 yo • he/him • multi fandom • strawpage coming SOON!!!!!! MAYBE !!!!

[☆sterix @asterixgoosebir]

So I’ve heard. #boftwt hello bof national how we feeling todayyy

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him

[head taybrina⸆⸉🩰 @headtaybrina]

that awkward moment when the worst possible scenario happens

[princesa @egobaebie]

so data centers get clean water while we get diseased parasite water for our produce oh okay

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[grape @ChemicalGrapes]

@parasait0_ milo: it's me milo

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[grape @ChemicalGrapes]

@parasait0_ milo: hi

[em @emilyagain]

Barbecue air and everyone has diarrhea...what a time to be alive

[V. @mcvncent]

Cyclospora dies at 158°F so literally all we would have to do is put the weather machine at that temperature for ONE minute. ONE MINUTE! We would all be really musty but it’s literally just one minute... then boom! Diarrhea over

[≽^Feliks^≼ @theinpurrnet]

someone isnt taking this well

[Criaha @criahacesium]

forgotten mourner

[grape @ChemicalGrapes]

@robotEnthused the day agter my brothers funeral, i had 3 assessments back to back. Calc test, english + history in class essays

[grape @ChemicalGrapes]

@strawbunny39 .

[grape @ChemicalGrapes]

@andimmia i love living in nj i live right next to bof and wawa ☺️

[grape @ChemicalGrapes]

@strawbunny39 STOP GOONING TO CLOWN MINION

[coy piso shady facts and updates @63FA79]

a collab WE are all waiting on 👇

[grape @ChemicalGrapes]

@strawbunny39 you mean PLAN rigjt
bc we HES WE WILL do it