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Sarcasm is my first language

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@ChrisMotionless No no, thank you for making actual good music when there’s bands like Nickelback out there 🙏🏻

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@KieraForce When you’ve learned so much about guns but failed English class

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@HeavyMetalMinx Not just the fits, you’ve got great taste in music, like some awesome video games, a wicked sense of humour, and you’re Canadian, what’s not to love. 🖤

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@bajablastmyshit Your brother has THE best sister!!

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@BadCovid19 Good morning! Are you feeling better?

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30 other nhl teams' fans in our mentions tonight lol

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@LucieWrangler It was a great game!

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@ParmaJawnCheese I don’t know, sounds fun!

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@CNN They elect this fuckin loser and wonder why they got fuckin whooped in the midterms

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@inkedwifelife21

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@JesseLarkin Fuckin guy was born in Vancouver, singing about bibles and shooting people

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@ACoronaNJD Someday he’ll want out of New Jersey, good luck!

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I agree, if there was any wrong doing, then it needs to be investigated. Online threats could literally come from anywhere on the planet and could’ve just been bots trying to cause division. If he just didn’t want to be in Winnipeg because his wife wanted Florida beaches, then just be honest about it and honour your contract like a man until you get traded.

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@saraholiver9898 @jpolly22 He owed the Jets 5 more years of a contract, his word is meaningless.

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@BillMarra98 The coward is a NJ problem now, someday he’ll want out of there also, your problem now

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@BSendrowski I would’ve had more respect for him if he just said ‘Hey, Winnipeg is a shithole and my wife wants to live in the US’ but he’s just full of shit

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@reporterchris Winnipeg would have built a statue for that guy but he fuck that up

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@Garrett_NJD30 @GinoHard_ @ththockeygrl He didn’t provide any evidence to the Jets or the Winnipeg Police of any wrong doing.