How to lose a guy in 10 days (2026 edition)
•Tell your friends about him
•Respond fast
•Care about him
•Text him
•Genuinely like him
Works like a charm everytime
i wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.
It’s like a park with no swings and a pool with no water, my love grew here where the Sun would never shine on me with you and my leaves shriveled up and my petals crushed to dust and our garden dried up before it begun.
As I lay here waiting for it to stop, I think back to where it all went wrong and while I can’t pick through all this rubble to find out just what broke us down one thought keeps coming back around if you say you’ll do anything for me, please start by walking away
Ironically, maybe I guess, I titled this when I wrote it a while ago “ last poem, I write” or maybe irony isn’t the right thing here idk but here it is