cherish cherocci

Twitter won’t let me change my handle but I’m married as shit

[cherish cherocci @CherishLott]

Left my phone in Michigan, flew to Tennessee. The next 24 hours: a thread

[yammi @sighyam]

the chinese grandpa in my building just dropped off a box of chicken feet for me 😭

[Utah Football @Utah_Football]

Mayor of Sack Lake City.

#GoUtes

[Jus @1Myles4]

Put them kids back on zoom this traffic Is ridiculous

[cherish cherocci @CherishLott]

I came out of our room in new jeans. My husband goes “damn where did you get those??” (I tell him Abercrombie curve love, duh, all my hot girls already know). This mans just gave me his whole wallet with a directive to “buy them all.”

Me, tomorrow:

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sorry i didn’t answer your call. i don’t do that

[Autumn moon @lunarautumn_]

🚨🚨OHIO FRIENDS🚨🚨

Brock Turner is now living in the Dayton Ohio area on Acorn drive.

He IS frequenting bars in the area. DO NOT LET HIM LEAVE WITH AN INTOXICATED WOMAN.

INFORM THE WOMEN OF WHO HE IS. INFORM THE BARTENDER, BOUNCERS.

BROCK TURNER DOES NOT BELONG IN PUBLIC

[Gina Ippolito @GinaIppy]

Bring back Mary Shelley-esque writers retreats where a group of weirdo writers spend a weekend together getting drunk and eating snacks and end up writing the most famous horror stories of all time.

[cherish cherocci @CherishLott]

No I literally married my best friend

[cherish cherocci @CherishLott]

@c_szydlowski Petition to add Anne Hathaway and Perry the Platypus

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[cherish cherocci @CherishLott]

Like if you agree that Queenie is a bad bitch.

[Edith Puthie @malmxguinness]

having a Tony Soprano girl summer where i fight everyone and go to therapy

[cherish cherocci @CherishLott]

First day as a wife and Zach hits me with:

“What are we supposed to do?”

Me: “We hang out.”

Z: “…just with…each other?”

Me: “…yes.”

[cherish cherocci @CherishLott]

Zach’s been trying to hold out on me finding out his full astrological chart since we we started dating.

GUESS WHOSE MOTHER IN LAW JUST SENT HER HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE ✨🤌🏼

Cheers to marriage licenses requirements. And yes I already ran it and yes we’re compatible. Who knew.

[cherish cherocci @CherishLott]

there’s literally ONLY one human on this earth that can tell me to “calm down” and/or “be nice” and I’m marrying him THANK GOD cause 99% of the time I’m giving:

[cherish cherocci @CherishLott]

nothin more humbling than explaining to your fiancée that an ✨ amoureux boudoir book✨ is just “printed nudes”