Matt Smith

wine addled, bon vivant... no thoughts are my own...

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Man posing with picture of forest he restored

[Matt Smith @ChernobylBob]

@wallaceme The taste of sadness.

[Matt Smith @ChernobylBob]

@nickiozzo Oof. Good luck guys.

[Matt Smith @ChernobylBob]

@PeteG1973 Mahoosive oven Pete.

[Matt Smith @ChernobylBob]

@PeteG1973 Oink

[Melanie Ebdon @EbdonMelanie]

Yey!! It’s The Magnetic Fields day!!! @TheMagFields

[Shoot from the Trip @Shootfromttrip]

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[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Would be better if you each did a presentation on what you think one of the others does for a job

[Matt Smith @ChernobylBob]

@dylcojones Wow! You got a press trip? Congrats!

[Jamie Smart @jamiesmart]

🚨LOOSHKIN book three, HONK IF YOU SEE IT, is released next week, but I have a few early copies here up for grabs!
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[Matt Smith @ChernobylBob]

@JimHarley @GlosRoads @GlosCC @GlosRoadSafety @Glos_Police There is no hope. All is hopeless.

[Matt Smith @ChernobylBob]

@Terrilltf

[Matt Smith @ChernobylBob]

@jenniferheidi French. Je suis tres mauvais.

[Matt Smith @ChernobylBob]

@jenniferheidi Still need to do today, but:

[Matt Smith @ChernobylBob]

@jenniferheidi Phew indeed. I think I’d have a breakdown.

[Matt Smith @ChernobylBob]

@WAPtheatre Learned from the best. Hic.

[Matt Smith @ChernobylBob]

@jamiesmart I don’t know how they make them taste of grit…

[Stephen Pollard @stephenpollard]

Bizarre experience at @NationalTheatre tonight. Security asked to search my bag, and when I pointed out I didn't have one the chap asked where it was. I repeated I don't have a bag, to which he replied: "I still need to search it."
Was surreal.

[Siobhan Day @Miniture_Panda]

Don’t shop here, customer service is a joke….send out faulty bikes without checking them first and then won’t reimburse the parts to fix them! Would never go near them again! Worst shop I have ever dealt with!! @EvansCycles

[Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology @HaggardHawks]

Before English adopted the word VETERINARIAN from Latin in the mid 1600s, a doctor who specialized in treating animals was known as a BEAST-LEECH.