Person.

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

The number of men I know who have to spend a week in the doghouse every time they go on a MANDATORY WORK TRIP is so baffling to me.

Bro already feels bad enough that he has to leave, and then his wife does the “ok” text thing the whole time and just casts a dark shadow on his entire day/week. Brutal.

Many of these wives love the lifestyle afforded by the salary that comes with the corporate title and role, the vacations and SUVs and girls trips and private schools, and then pout and mope around the house when Chad actually has to do his job.

These dudes look absolutely deflated on the last day of travel knowing they have to go home and basically tiptoe around moody woman doing the silent treatment routine for the next three days.

Conversely, the guys with grateful, supportive, joyful wives cannot wait to get home.

An excellent, godly wife is an infinite force multiplier, in every area of life.

[Person. @ChernobylIMean]

If you're anyway involved with a company that has an unskippable ad on YouTube, you're gay.

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

Pogba getting more assists in one game than Wirtz got all season is genuinely hilarious btw

[TheLiberal.ie @TheLiberal_ie]

🚨BREAKING🚨
We have received information that a woman working in a migrant IPAS centre in Galway has been brutally attacked by a migrant in the centre and has died.
The woman’s injuries are said to be absolutely horrendous.
Mainstream media will not report the facts.

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

Word

[GIDEON MUFC @GBUnitedx]

🚨 SHOCKING NEWS 😥

✅Michael Olise has the most assists (19) in the Bundesliga this season and he's already won the league player of the season award

✅Federico Dimarco has the most assists (17) in the Seria A this season and he won the league player of the season award

✅Lamine Yamal with just 11 assists is about to finish as la Liga's top assist provider and he won the player of the season award as well.

🤔But a particular fanbase living in their own delusions thinks Bruno Fernandes's 20 assists is not deserving of the player of the season award just because they're witnessing their club win the league for the first time in their lives.

Your tears means the world, keep it coming.

[Person. @ChernobylIMean]

Get that ref to absolutely fuck off and stop this corrupt bollox! The bell even goes and Verhoeven is fine to continue. 1 minute rest then 3 minutes of smart boxing and he's World Champion. These dirty bastards cost him that.

[Casual MMA @CasualMMAinc]

Worst stoppage in boxing history

This is why no one will ever respect this sport

[Person. @ChernobylIMean]

Another fix for Usyk tonight against Verhoeven.
What the fuck was that!?
#BoxingIsCorrupt

[Person. @ChernobylIMean]

This is the worst Playoff Final ever. Neither team should be promoted. #PlayoffFinal

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

“Arsenal have been blocking the opponent’s goalkeeper all season long, they would NEVER be on top of the league if we disallow these goals!”

Peter Schmeichel thank you for calling them out. have your cheating title VARSENAL. 👏

[Person. @ChernobylIMean]

Wardley v Dubois is unbelievable! Wardley won't be able to see properly for a couple of weeks.

[Person. @ChernobylIMean]

@LukeWhosTalking Only a Liverpool fan. Thick as fucking constipated shite 😂

[Person. @ChernobylIMean]

@Ellis_ I'd drive the little weak fucker to the airport myself

[Person. @ChernobylIMean]

@TheWavyRed Palestine

[Person. @ChernobylIMean]

United are going to get decimated in the Champions League next season. Absolute nothing team with about 3 real players that can't break down low blocks or battle physically. 1 is leaving and 1 is a keeper.

[UnitedRedReport @UnitedRedReport]

Not letting us have the corner either he is fully corrupt

[Person. @ChernobylIMean]

@UnitedRedReport Gary Breen. Absolute wanktard. Roars down the mic every game and hates United

[Person. @ChernobylIMean]

Amad, Zirkzee, Mount and Dalot can all get sold to Palestine FC

[Person. @ChernobylIMean]

Stuart Atwell fucking hates United the corrupt, little cunt. @FA_PGMOL Make it less obvious you UAE paid, United hating scum, Liverpool and Newcastle fan wankers!

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Stuart Atwell decided that swinging off Luke Shaw’s shirt as if trying to get a piggy back in the first half, 2 feet in front of his stupid fucking eyes, wasn’t a yellow card

But that big odd Zirkzee puts in a nothing challenge and it’s a booking

Hang the cunt from a lampost