Ramsey May*
“I never see you sleeping with your mouth open, Momma, thats probably why I don’t have a baby sister….yet.”
My 4yr old actually went to school explaining to her Pre K class, that her & her little brother got in my belly when ‘Id like to sleep with mouth open.’ 🤦🏼♀️
“And she don't like pets but, she cool with my dog. She cook a boy steak, she fix a boy plate, and she rub a boy back like I'm in the NBA.” 🎶🤍 #guesswho#it’ssullivantime #tune2008#okimold
Every time I get on twitter my TL is filled with ppl trying to act so hard or making sure their followers know they ‘dgaf’ — all subtle like though, of course …
🙇🏼♀️🥸WHERES THE LOGIC 🤡