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I need to meet this person, a horrible story must have caused this. http://t.co/hK8anfNS

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@NiceManPodcast Somebody that I used to know (Bombs Away Remix) - Gotye. So good, just sayin. Don't hate the Dubstep.

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Walked out of Best Buy with BF after buying a Mac for him. Random man appears to congratulate him on buying a Mac. Must be a Mac thing.

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Well TV you need more show ideas and I want to travel the world. I think we can come to an agreement where I travel free and you get a show.

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I could say the pbr was for cooking, but even the most inexperienced drinkers would see through that.

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I have so many creative urges that apathy has won the fight.

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I feel like I'm a sims character and the food and energy bars are both low. Super tired wins, but will I wake up and stomp my feet? Tbc...

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@NiceManPodcast I find her to be a Quality Best Human http://t.co/HhZhcvz

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Forsaken world, free and like, but better than, WoW. Literal best.

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About to graduate with a bachelors of sciences in biochemistry...t minus 20 minutes

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One of the best presentations yet. Praised by two professors on my work, always a plus.

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Presenting in 3 minutes on my symposium...slightly nervous.

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Presentation on Necrosis today, symposium on 2 years of graph theory on drosophila embryonic development on Friday. Rest, I miss you.

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Why do most restaurants only have one or two vegetarian options on the menu? When did meat become the primary food group?

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@Jbroke27 Because of Capitalism. Buy out the competition and then revert the users to your system, even though it is lower quality

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@sassygayfriend my friend just bought Mio. It really does exist and she is going to f.t.s.

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and my second will be on how I had to force myself to stop eating the batter.

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my first tweet will be on how I just made vegan banana bread batter with corn, wheat, and coconut flour to be made for later.