Calvin Bartholomew

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

@BoostedExp Any in my hand really except red d and pl but I usually buy jazz or honeycrisp if I'm at tjs/Costco respectively

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

Don't eat an Apple around me if you don't wanna give me a bite

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

We're all just large language models who pay to use ourselves

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

If u settle for nothing u get nothing like

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

Drinking fountains, o font of power, drink and grow young again

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

I think dogs would do quite well in the prison system, maybe a bit hungrier than what's comfortable but alright nonetheless.

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

Studying for exams is like vaccines... enough people do it and you get nerd immunity

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

Work caters twice a week. #ai

[Paz @TheRealQuenny]

sneedler

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

The more I think about it the more my opinion hardens about samosas being the best caltrop shaped food

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

There's nothing unethical about putting someone's pet in the microwave and setting it to do a 10 second clock timer, it's just traumatizing

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

@bnoigy8gy68o @gothgirlweed Green pfp is so awesome

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

@thoggggggg @Reli_uhhidk @MaimaiBaby12705 I think you might not be using the word infinitesimally correctly

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

Technique: make ai videos of your child confessing so if you suspect them of lying you can use it against them

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

Better to be a little silly than a silly little 🪝

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

@immolationn @craziestpuma923 @heavensbvnny So if I did enough training I'd be able to use my phone well I drive?

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

all my pings go unreplied

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

All of my shoes get untied

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

@AskMeMyAddress I had froyo yesterday man it was incredible

[Calvin Bartholomew @ChessRepublican]

Sapiosexuals be like: expound me harder daddy