Chessum's Butler

Serving at Michael's pleasure before he serves at Her Majestys

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Now you can see why we're not unionised below stairs

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@GroegNosiest well I'll say one thing you're gracious

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Well after all that I'm off to make Master Michael's lunch. Gruel as perpetration for a life behind bars

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@GroegNosiest well you said eton mates which I read as mates from when you went there it another similar school

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@GroegNosiest when I'm on a better platform I'll delete the tweet as you've raised people might interpret it as homophobic

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@GroegNosiest we'll clearly not agree. But apologies if I've offended you.

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@GroegNosiest I don't want to tweet something that offends someone. But I also think you approach is pretty offensive

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@GroegNosiest why presume I did

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@GroegNosiest no need to be facetious but you claimed I could only know Bout eton if I went there. Hence my admittedly rather off reply

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@GroegNosiest @GreyjoyDivision I went to uni which is a privilege. I said you have educational privledge as you clearly did too

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@hi_n_a_t @LeftieHamster is have discussed offence was the first tweet on this matter not one saying I was a homophobe

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@GroegNosiest @GreyjoyDivision excuses/facts what's the difference

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@GroegNosiest @GreyjoyDivision also I had no idea of your gender before you said it. How would I

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@GroegNosiest @GreyjoyDivision I know about eton because I read books

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@GroegNosiest @LeftieHamster friends from eton... I went to a comprehensive, one that wasn't great. Not that it matters

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@GroegNosiest @GreyjoyDivision perhaps help me decide on my lunch as you know my views so well

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@GroegNosiest @GreyjoyDivision thanks for that. I'm clearly very stupid compared to you. Anything else you'd like to educate me on

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@LeftieHamster @GroegNosiest it's not homophobic. Words mean different things in different contexts

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@LeftieHamster not apologising for something that isn't correct. Also I'm gay i'd find homophobia a pretty odd lifestyle

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@GreyjoyDivision @GroegNosiest not apologising for something that isn't correct. Also I'm gay if find homophobia a pretty odd lifestyle