Captain Teebs

You ain’t my friend, Palooka

[Captain Teebs @ChestRockwell_5]

@TaylorTwellman Seen a lot of conflicting stuff out there. As a soccer pundit, could you explain what is possible from here? Can we appeal? If so, when would we hear about it?

[Sixers Nation @PHLSixersNation]

We're just supposed to get 8 hours of sleep tonight and go to work tomorrow like this didn't just happen?

[🏴‍☠️ RAVENSWATCH Co.🏴‍☠️ @xxTHExRAVENxx]

Yall keep saying the most terrifying force is those that just wanted to be left alone.
But I assure you. There is a much worse group. The group that thinks it will be fun. The group that was waiting for a chnace to test the strength they have spent a lifetime developing.

[Καλός @realKalos]

Groups of masked white men in #Belfast are inflating migrant children with helium in front of their families and then letting them float away as they laugh. Please stop. We are better than this.

[Vineland @GazeWindward]

I just saw a masked white man drop a piano from the top of the tallest building in #Belfast (5 stories) directly onto a Senegalese family, who tragically tottered away with mouths full of piano keys playing pub songs. What is happening to our city?

[Captain Teebs @ChestRockwell_5]

@1NCRDB1 Lmao you’re such a dumb nigger

[Captain Teebs @ChestRockwell_5]

@C_3C_3 Truly disheartening that there aren’t people calling for (and organizing) IRA-style actions against him.

[Captain Teebs @ChestRockwell_5]

@Mid30sManhattan Twitter bubble unfortunately. Pains me to say it but there’s zero chance The Odyssey doesn’t do great business. Nolan summer blockbuster is a sure thing.

[Captain Teebs @ChestRockwell_5]

@GfedGoCrazy You sound like such a fucking faggot

[Captain Teebs @ChestRockwell_5]

@iamrahstradamus @BillSimmons this is the kind of race-hustling retard you employ? Jesus man.

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

Say what you want but Russini and Vrabel stuck together through a pandemic, multiple kids, two ongoing marriages and a stint with the Cleveland Browns. A lot of relationships would never be able to handle all that.

[Captain Teebs @ChestRockwell_5]

@akevittnvg

[Captain Teebs @ChestRockwell_5]

@FireNewz @LeaderJohnThune Forget tar and feathers. Thune should be scalped.

[Captain Teebs @ChestRockwell_5]

@JesseKellyDC Why is Thune still alive?

[Captain Teebs @ChestRockwell_5]

@ScottPresler @freedomcaucus @SenateGOP At this point we all need to ask why is Thune still alive?

[Captain Teebs @ChestRockwell_5]

@JackPosobiec Ain’t shit happening unless a brave patriot k**ls Thune

[Captain Teebs @ChestRockwell_5]

@GuntherEagleman @LeaderJohnThune Why has nobody tried to kill him yet?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Let’s all agree to win with class. Remember, hockey is our 4th best sport as a country and it’s all Canada has so we need to be kind when we tell the rest of the world to suck our dicks from the back 🇺🇸

#Class