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Smack talking, double Emmy nominated South African latex. Associated with ventriloquist @conradkoch... nobody cares.

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Our new show 'Chester's Got Talent' received the highest award possible at @artsfestival this weekend! Thank you! We hope you get to catch our tour.

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Jacinta = Trump.

Full podcast: https://t.co/TnKOwOwO8e

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Ramaphosa’s impeachment and Jacinta GetRichQuick-Zuma explained.

New podcast episode out now😎❤️🇿🇦🔥: https://t.co/zN3TNkbaAa

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What happens if you ask March and March the most basic questions.

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Dear populist cult members, you can be against illegal immigration AND be against the clear as day the dangerous xenophobic populism of March and March.

Start with Think and Think.

Then march.

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@HermanMashaba the OG sleeper cell you never talk about.

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QUEENSTOWN! Next week! National Arts Festival, Makhanda, the week after. Tickets: https://t.co/QgDfEbfhsR

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LIVE TOUR:
Queenstown: 26 June
Makhanda 28 June - 4 July
Durban: 24 July - 2 August
George: 14 August
Knysna: 15 Aug
Sedgefield: 16 Aug
Kimberley: 3 - 6 Sept
Noordhoek: 11 Sept
Stellenbosch: 18 Sept
Durbanville: 24 Sept
JHB 1-4 Oct
Strand: 9 & 10 Oct
Tkts https://t.co/hXNZ4XDldG

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March and March tried to moer a puppet. Good luck with that.

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Afrika Mayibuye Movement is dropping the Afrika part.

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Imagine South Africans were as passionate about decent healthcare, getting jobs, a growing & fair economy, housing, a functional police & justice system, etc, as they are about some Malawian bra with dodgy paperwork.

Hilarious.

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Tickets: https://t.co/hXNZ4XDldG

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Key points in Ramaphosa's speech:
1) South Africans are NOT xenophobic.
2) South Africans must stop being xenophobic.

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Public service announcement.

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Liam Jacobs.

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DURBAN! We will be there soon!

📍Rhumbelow Durban, Umbilo
📆 24-26 July 2026
🎟️ Webtickets / Pick n Pay / Boxer

📍Rhumbelow Northlands, Durban Bowling Club
📆 31 July - 2 August 2026
🎟️ Webtickets / Pick n Pay / Boxer

All links at https://t.co/hXNZ4XDldG

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Ramaphosa to address us? It's not a 'family meeting'.

It's couch time.

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Cape Town!

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Is Ramaphosa about to announce his resignation?

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Cape Town! My new show ‘Chester’s Got Talent’ is at Ground Culture in Obs 9-13 June 2026. Tickets at https://t.co/XNBPDUGaMX