Chester Missing

Smack talking, double Emmy nominated South African latex. Associated with ventriloquist @conradkoch... nobody cares.

[Chester Missing @chestermissing]

Cape Town!
🚨CHESTER’S GOT TALENT🚨
21 Dec - 3 Jan
Homecoming Centre
Tickets: https://t.co/kfgDFBIUPq

[Lester Kiewit @lesterkk]

Episode One of Cape Town After Dark. A Primedia+ series about the workers that keep the city ticking while we sleep.
https://t.co/JhnBeOActt

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Foetsek Shivambu.

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I can't prove Cat Matlala chose his lawyer because he thought she was Helen Zille, but...

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Senzo Mchunu has still not been fired.

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Helen vs Herman.

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Who did taxi drivers vote for this year?

[Chester Missing @chestermissing]

Cape Town!
🚨CHESTER’S GOT TALENT🚨
21 Dec - 3 Jan
Homecoming Centre
Tickets: https://t.co/kfgDFBIUPq

[Chester Missing @chestermissing]

Trump's puppet vs Puppet. Full YouTube video here: https://t.co/XNMFoIuPhK

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Nomvula Mokonyane.

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Gayton.

Election results response special here: https://t.co/Rm7zGdy5bL

[Adriaan Basson @AdriaanBasson]

When pod bros meet the real world.

[Chester Missing @chestermissing]

The ANC is toast.

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By the time the counting is done the only Metro the ANC is likely to control is the radio station.

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The DA caught feelings, again.

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Herman Mashaba at the IEC.

Full election results so far podcast here: https://t.co/8528xkOYsa

[Chester Missing @chestermissing]

Just wanna give a shout out to every South African who spoke back to those Donald Trump ass kissing sleazebags who betrayed their own country for some get rich quick right wing grift.

And to the sleazebags, enjoy the greasy slide back to oblivion you talentless f*cks.

[Chester Missing @chestermissing]

Geordin Hill-Lewis catches feelings.

Full elections day special at: https://t.co/8o02Cvg6wX

[Chester Missing @chestermissing]

If you really wanna tell me what you think, you can buy a ticket to see me live at the following venues:

🚨CHESTER’S GOT TALENT🚨
CAPE TOWN: 21 Dec - 3 Jan
MOSSEL BAY: 26 Feb
GQEBERHA: 1 May
Tickets: https://t.co/XNBPDUGaMX

[Chester Missing @chestermissing]

Donald Trump's cancelled the agreement that helped SA farmers sell their produce, and AfriForum helped make it happen? That's wild.

If you are a farmer who is struggling, we stand with you as South Africans. AfriForum on the other hand just kicked you in the naartjies.

[Chester Missing @chestermissing]

The kakkest choice on the ballot.