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Smack talking, double Emmy nominated South African latex. Associated with ventriloquist @conradkoch... nobody cares.

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Chief is not a term of high respect in everyday SA english. Its a term for a stranger on the street, at best the manager of a Nandos, like a quirky version of 'dude'. Nobody has ever called their CEO 'chief' in the way Adams called Madlanga chief.

Even 'Uncle' is more respectful

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Madlanga Commission to Fadiel Adams: "you cannot rely on a dead man every time"

Jassus, it wasn't a roast, it was a cremation.

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there is an inverse relationship between intelligence and the word patriot being in your bio. so dom. so so so dom.

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I'm sorry I called you chief, chief.

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Fadiel Adams wants a postponement so he can look at the evidence that he himself provided.

Clearly this dude's brain also needs to be checked by parliament's IT department.

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we are gonna need a special type of sick leave for people to take off work to watch Fadiel Adams set himself on fire

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People saying 'South Africa is not a xenophobic country' is such a misleading scam.

That's not how prejudice works.

There is nothing you can say about 63 million people that is true for all of them.

Are many South Africans sometimes xenophobic?

Yes, definitely. Duh.

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Now parliament says they know nothing about Fadiel's laptop.

Imagine picking a fight with the IT department at your work on national television.

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we are on tour. this show won the highest award at @artsfestival! tickets at https://t.co/hXNZ4XDldG

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shoh, if Fadiel Adams were harder to reach he would be the Vodacom call centre.

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South Africa is so cold even Fadiel Adams' laptop is freezing.

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To think that Fadiel Adams says his email doesn't work so he didn't know he must send things to Madlanga, but he literally just got suspended from parliament for posting kak on Facebook.

Imagine making the news for being too good and too bad at tech in the same month.

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Fadiel Adams says he didn't get the commission's email because his laptop is kak. No wonder people have to slip things under his door.

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Julius Mkhwanazi has been arrested 4 times. This dude is gonna have to do more corruption just to pay the bail for all his corruption.

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Julius Mkhwanazi goes back to jail, the key takeways:

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Its a matter of hours before we find out that Andrea Johnson was the person who changed the formula for ProNutro.

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George, Knysna, Sedgefield, Mbombela, Kimberley, see you soon. All booking links at https://t.co/QgDfEbfhsR

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@Thabisani brilliant! see you there!

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Mbombela! See you on 28 August!

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Ticket link: https://t.co/vH8eLTZ2gg

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@Thabisani Oi! That's odd. Here's the link: https://t.co/vH8eLTZ2gg