rc (rusty chestnut)

also go by rust, big rust. part-time news anchor @ PROUDDAMNSTATEARNEWS n part-time lube tech @ o’reillys. silver rewards member

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@PositiveHogFan how much hun

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@Hogfan0u812 @PositiveHogFan like the way u thank brice. hope it was not @501queenbee n we would b s o l (shit of luck)

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@PhilElsonPxP @BubbaCarpenter_ @RazorbackBSB i mute

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fill n bubba suck. i lissen on radio n would rather lissen 2 ex wife dirhea. track man,, launch angel,, rpm,, spinner rate. call the dam game @bubba carpenter @ fill elsin go fuck you self

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me n who

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@SHAWREALTY1 @truefanjessica u did not tell me bout shaw. @lonniechestnut3 can u hunt this fella down?

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@501queenbee she block me

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i miss my ex wife

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@lonniechestnut3 prayin 4 u

[Defund the USDA 2.0 @Dusty3080467325]

MEMPHIS MAN ARRESTED AFTER TRYING TO TRADE HIS WIFE FOR A USED BASS BOAT AND $400 (PLUS A LITTLE SOMETHING TO SWEETEN THE DEAL)
MEMPHIS, TN — Because apparently Craigslist was down, a 54-year-old Memphis man wandered into Bass Pro Shops on Tuesday morning and attempted to negotiate what he confidently described as a “fair market trade”: his wife of 23 years… for a slightly questionable 14-foot aluminum fishing boat and $400 cash.
Authorities say Ronnie Buckley-Jenkins approached the boat counter at exactly 11:14 a.m. (because of course he did), pointed at a boat priced at $4,200, and asked, “What would it take to walk outta here with that one?” When the associate gave him the price, Ronnie countered with a package deal that included:

His wife, Denise
$400 cash
A bag of frozen catfish “to close the deal”

Bold strategy. Shockingly, the employee did not immediately ring it up.
Ronnie then stood at the counter for 41 minutes… just marinating in confidence. During that time, he presented a printed document titled “WIFE-FOR-BOAT TRANSFER AGREEMENT” (yes, in all caps, because professionalism). Highlights from the masterpiece include:

A 14-day return policy (because customer satisfaction matters)
A notarization by his cousin… who is absolutely not a notary
A “best features” section listing “doesn’t snore” and “can clean a bass”
An “as-is condition disclosure,” because we’re keeping things honest
A checkbox marked “VERY GENTLY USED” (sir…)

Meanwhile, Denise was sitting in the truck outside, completely unaware she had been bundled into a clearance deal next to a boat with a hole in the hull.
The Bass Pro employee did what any reasonable human would do: pretended to “check with a manager” and immediately called the police.
When deputies arrived, things only got better:

Denise reportedly responded with a deeply philosophical, “He WHAT.”

Ronnie insisted the trade was “fair market value”

The boat… again… had a hole in it

The employee was later offered a $50 gift card for surviving the interaction

Denise has since filed for divorce, citing what legal experts are now calling “the boat thing.”
When asked for comment, Ronnie stood by his decision, stating, “It came with a trolling motor.”
Denise, however, offered a slightly different perspective:
“I have a job. I have a HOME. I did not sign up to be traded like a dented canoe.”
Somewhere in Memphis, a Bass Pro employee is still staring into the middle distance, wondering how their day went from selling fishing gear to rejecting a human barter system straight out of 1823...

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hey siri take screen shot

[The Dude Effect @TheDudeEffect]

BRO WHAT

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@501queenbee @truefanjessica @katiemunsell101 @JamesBryantWX @StormHQwx what do i tempt u wit?

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@katiemunsell101 @JamesBryantWX @StormHQwx hey darlin

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@JamesBryantWX well hail son

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#NewProfilePic

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a steer n a queer n i aint not sayin which is which

[Mario A Maitland @MarioMaitland_3]

Matt goes bull riding after losing the bet on KSR.

@KySportsRadio 😂

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@nolvincarranza yee buddy i do time 2 giddy up

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3/7/2026 9 pm update. Kentucky to the bubble with a loss today, work to do in the SEC tournament. Auburn will be moved off the bubble, barring a heroic 2nd half. Indiana firmly on the bubble with a loss today. UCA flirting with an at large.

#Hoosiers #BBN #WarEagle

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bracketology 2nite . bubble is gettin busy

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@MichaelMain__ @rstukenborg no homo fones allowed here. missour head foot-ball coach is head faggot💯