Chet

somewhere between a flirt and philosopher

[Chet @ChetBeef]

Reminder to hydrate. Summer be here.

[Chet @ChetBeef]

@snack_butt_ Seen it

[Chet @ChetBeef]

Taking Adderall to sit in traffic

[Chet @ChetBeef]

Choking on tums for lunch

[Chris @WalknChrisaster]

that girl from Twitter won’t save you but she will send you some fire ass nudes

[Giɴ @Demeter_Erinia]

Somewhere in the ocean, there is an octopus with the same birthday as you

[Mhiel @301pushups]

I have to pee if that’s ok

[Alan Watts @AlanWattsDaily]

“I” is like “eye:” it’s an aperture through which the universe is examining itself.

[َ @serbastien]

*finds the clit*
ehhh guys…you might wanna come see this

[lil pharma @magselizabethx]

can someone crack my back

[tasman @lildorothy_]

doctor just diagnosed me as very peculiar

[julia @juumelo_]

babe would a hired spy send you this many instagram reels

[lil pharma @magselizabethx]

hi everyone it’s monday, a new week to love and be loved :)

[Chet @ChetBeef]

@realbigteeth Exactly

[Woman Mage @woman_mage]

white people be like "I forgot my harmonica in the weed man's car"

[courtney @crtl77]

let’s all get more romantic right now

[Chet @ChetBeef]

@swinkying Digg

[Chet @ChetBeef]

@fragrancewife Na i started taking zinc nightly maybe 2 years ago along side some other supps and it’s definitely helping

[Dollar $ign @DennoForester]

I've been reading literature since i was 14,
do you think i love you just because you're beautiful

[swinky @swinkying]

The mold in my ceiling told me I’m a great person and deserve the best

[CC @fragrancewife]

no actually just room temp water for me thx